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ayo what up

Joined June 2024
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President Biden: "I'm heading to do something that should have been done a long time ago; to make a formal apology to the Indian Nations for the way we treated their children for so many years. That's why I'm heading west."
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🚨 Absolutely disgraceful a police officer jamming handcuffs into a teenager’s throat Is a shocking abuse of power, a betrayal of public trust, and a damning reminder that the very people entrusted to protect our children must never be allowed to treat them with such brutality.
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Type of shit bro be getting himself into when you’re trying to pull at a party
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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Years ago I saw Patrick Stewart at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.
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How bizarre is this? They all stood up at the exact same time to attack. Almost like they’re sleeper cells…
This is what’s coming to uk people
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The only reason you would need a banking check for social media is so they can freeze your bank account if you say anything they don’t agree with
🚨 NEW: The age-check methods for Brits to access social media from March have been announced 1. Photo ID matching (passport against a live photo) 2. Banking checks 3. Digital ID services 4. Facial age estimation (additional check if needed)
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Blorg retweeted
Fuck off 😂😂😂😂 Getting terrorised by spastics now.
🚨PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford suspected terror plot He's accused of loading three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dash-cams
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Spanish niggas be like
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yellow: mmnnnngh.. mmnngh... mnnnnghh... green: oooo... mmnngh... mmmghhh... yellow: *nods and agrees* green: *nods and agrees*
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🚨PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford suspected terror plot He's accused of loading three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dash-cams
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Why’s blud built like a detective in an anime
let’s ask the audience !
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Lmao the head wobble he does when he turns around
This is what indian fatigue looks like
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A migrant arrested for sexually assaulting a woman & fighting people on a night out. AGAIN IN ENGLAND. 🤬 While the illegal migrant shouting RACIST & LIAR just watch what happens to the white lad.... Now that is ANOTHER incident of TWO TIER POLICING in England. 🇬🇧
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Look at the existential dread in the eye of the non. They know it’s coming.
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merciful heavens man
Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
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🚨NEW: Data analysis by the Economist reveals immigrant groups are disproportionately committing sex crimes relative to the British population EU and East Asian & Oceania migrants are committing less, while Middle Eastern and North Africans commit more
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He called the woman he was having an affair with “Meat”? This nigga gay
Ethan is already calling his mistress “Meat” in public and posting her posing with Papameat like it’s normal. That’s not a cute nickname or a good joke for a employee. That’s how you talk about someone you’re still trying to downplay. The crew member saying “everything will be revealed together” isn’t a warning but, has to be a promise. The coded jokes, the boundary crossing, the effigy video, none of that was the full story. There’s more, and the people who actually worked there know it. Calling her Meat while the mother of his kids is the one who had to go public isn’t edgy. It’s disgusting. The more that comes out, the clearer it gets that he didn’t just cheat. He made a mockery of the family he posted and the woman who stood by him.
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hila was born in 1988 so it's entirely possible she could relaunch the brand as H8H8 or maybe HH88
The crazy thing is that H3H3 stands for "Hila Hacmon + Ethan Edward" (her maiden name and his middle name) so pretty soon the brand's name will make sense for the first time since 2012
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How fucking evil can you be jesus christ
המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר. אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק. הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!
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