bro + nomad retweeted
Work has been tense lately. Who's going to come drain these nuts and help me unwind? 🍒👔💦
im so fucking sick of @Grindr not working. This is the second time in two months this app hasn’t worked (whether it’s glitching and sending/receiving messages 7 times each or just sitting on the loading page for the app to not open). I’m unsure why I’m still paying y’all…
let me tell yall something real quick… those guys on chaturbate claiming to be straight but have a lovense lush in.
I just got one, and as a bisexual man who has bottomed… there’s just no way. That thing was so fucking painful to put in/take out… 🥵
I think I might be in love with @anonUTslp but I’m just going to keep liking all his tweets for now













