going to le bain for like 15 minutes

when the bartender is trying to teach you a dice game but your friends keeping putting the dice in their mouths

when trinculo drinks a pina colada

don’t really have an issue with Kylie Jenner funding the fantasy bra on the condition that she gets to walk in it because 1) whatever id do the same 2) theoretically that creates the conditions for the most beautiful fantasy bra humanity could create BUT - it was kind of mid .

the best part of tonight was probably when dull gave me two watermelon icebreaker sours

eating a filet o fish

wondering if I can get a sports bar to play the Victoria’s Secret fashion show

5 year anniversary of my beloved dinnerchat

the way everyone is talking about this movie reminds me of the first week after everything everywhere all at once was out lol

my aversion to garlic and sunlight should have more people feeling suspicious but they don’t care and trust me

discovered the movie theater by my house has an updated take on snacks. Needless to say I’ll be returning there next week to have dinner

I’ve never done a keg stand and am kind of interested in exploring that possibility . Can someone help me achieve this .