cde vas Talimancer (@_cde) profile picture

cde vas Talimancer

@_cde

☪ Will snark for hire. Also loves dem hips.

 Cmdr Sheppard's Favorite Store
Joined March 2010
  • Tweets135K
  • Following361
  • Followers389
15.7KMedia
Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)Photo by cde vas Talimancer (@_cde)
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
cts🌸 (@gf_256) profile picture
cts🌸
@gf_256Oct 23
call her PHP the way she hella insecure (but still run 70% of my life)
28
893
30
12,161
139,622
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Courtney Hella (@CourtneyHella) profile picture
Courtney Hella@CourtneyHellaOct 23
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
177
6,546
208
111,460
1,375,016
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Dabs🩸 (@DabsMalone) profile picture
Dabs🩸
@DabsMaloneOct 22
a lot of old software was protected by “exploiting this would be an unreasonable amount of work” we have invented a machine that does unreasonable amounts of work anyway how’s the patch backlog
50
826
46
15,242
184,248
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Herrington Darkholme (@hd_nvim) profile picture
Herrington Darkholme
@hd_nvimOct 21
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
246
4,000
330
42,375
1,099,927
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Kapitán Sládek (@KapitanSladek) profile picture
Kapitán Sládek@KapitanSladekOct 21
Image from Kapitán Sládek (@KapitanSladek)
heppari(※official🔞) (@OCdwkim1124) profile pictureheppari(※official🔞)
@OCdwkim1124Oct 21
I changed the upload method for Twitter's algorithm! I plan to split this episode into parts, like UNF. I’ll show you the next epi soon!
Image from heppari(※official🔞) (@OCdwkim1124)
Image from heppari(※official🔞) (@OCdwkim1124)
Image from heppari(※official🔞) (@OCdwkim1124)
Image from heppari(※official🔞) (@OCdwkim1124)
4
39
940
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Joel Grus 🤠 (@joelgrus) profile picture
Joel Grus 🤠
@joelgrusOct 21
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
49
1,683
34
28,834
307,025
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Frau Haku❗️ (@Frau_Haku) profile picture
Frau Haku❗️
@Frau_HakuOct 19
Monday Time to go back to work
Image from Frau Haku❗️ (@Frau_Haku)
Image from Frau Haku❗️ (@Frau_Haku)
19
92
2,565
24,460
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Salvador San Vicente (@SSVphotographer) profile picture
Salvador San Vicente@SSVphotographerOct 18
🤖 Made with AI
Image from Salvador San Vicente (@SSVphotographer)
98
9,642
138
67,521
408,437
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Товарищ Мoрфo (@Morf0) profile picture
Товарищ Мoрфo@Morf0Oct 16
La Pantera Rosa tiene más huevos que Metallica 💯
Image from Товарищ Мoрфo (@Morf0)
97
5,643
66
38,599
213,389
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
MW4Liberty (@MW4Liberty) profile picture
MW4Liberty
@MW4LibertyOct 16
Some of y’all want a Tesla Roadster. I want a Toyota HiLux with a .50 Cal mounted in the bed. We are not the same.
Image from MW4Liberty (@MW4Liberty)
233
974
96
9,111
156,541
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
giada👻 (@verdeblugiada) profile picture
giada👻@verdeblugiadaOct 16
Vive la France 🇫🇷
Image from giada👻 (@verdeblugiada)
49
2,155
59
17,959
109,634
Replying to @SlenderSherbet
gravity cat
Image from Juan Manuel 🇦🇷 🇮🇹 (@chacrasan)
6
18
315
5,940
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
horse dentist (@equine__dentist) profile picture
horse dentist
@equine__dentistOct 16
any big plans for the weekend?
313
3,993
381
34,858
2,088,119
Num Num Num Kiss kiss kiss
Image from 𑣲⋆𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘳𓍢ִ໋❀˚⋆ (@hinataflowerr)
Image from 𑣲⋆𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘳𓍢ִ໋❀˚⋆ (@hinataflowerr)
Court Maxworth (@Courtne12961911) profile pictureCourt Maxworth@Courtne12961911Oct 16
Replying to @hinataflowerr
They're kissable, too.
55
1,362
9,015
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Chum Tuah!🟢🇱🇧 (@Torgan616) profile picture
Chum Tuah!🟢🇱🇧@Torgan616Oct 16
Stars and Stripes behind Quaritch when he's very upfront about his colonialism, but a Star of David when he wants to larp as indigenous. Bravo, Mr. Cameron.
Image from Chum Tuah!🟢🇱🇧 (@Torgan616)
85
4,993
112
68,207
637,145
Now Mexican cartels are on their way to destroy those AI data centers
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 15
Masako Nozawa, the voice of Dragon Ball's Goku, has called AI videos using her voice "unforgivable" "It might even be a perfect copy. But it has no heart, does it? Without heart, it’s no good"
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
80
7,715
32
94,409
835,214
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) profile picture
Jim Geraghty
@jimgeraghtyOct 16
"Well, she may not have lasted very long, but at least you can say she was pretty." "Yeah... pretty bad at her job!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Image from Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty)
13
375
11
3,798
75,463
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
Homeland Dems (@HomelandDems) profile picture
Homeland Dems
@HomelandDemsOct 16
Time!
Image from Homeland Dems (@HomelandDems)
Homeland Dems (@HomelandDems) profile pictureHomeland Dems
@HomelandDemsOct 13
Start the clock
Image from Homeland Dems (@HomelandDems)
Image from Homeland Dems (@HomelandDems)
44
1,162
44
25,723
252,489
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
🐾p3arlly 𐙚 (@y0urhaunt3dgf) profile picture
🐾p3arlly 𐙚@y0urhaunt3dgfOct 15
does therapy even work when you’re self-aware enough to see through your own bullshit and the therapist’s, so the whole session just feels like being gaslit by someone with a psychology degree 😭
669
5,064
1,280
70,228
2,114,814
cde vas Talimancer retweeted
jess (@enchantedjess13) profile picture
jess@enchantedjess13Oct 12
wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy
65
5,977
136
39,447
443,043
Load more