Robinhood
Avalon, CA
Joined December 2021
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Cryptoking5 retweeted
SOLD OUT. 🔥
444 / 444 Yoodles Ovens — baked.
Holders went first. Frens finished the job in minutes.
No public stage needed. The bakery is empty.
Thank you Reefers · Ape Hood · Pixel Hood Minis · Pixel Hood Clan · Cash Grab 🤝
And every single Yoodles holder who showed up. 🧁
Reveal is coming. Get your Yoodles ready to take a seat. 👀
🔴 GTD IS LIVE
Stage 2 of Yoodles Ovens is open — and it's our frens' turn. 🤝
Reefers · Ape Hood · Pixel Hood Minis · Pixel Hood Clan · Cash Grab
+ every Yoodles holder gets a second shot 🧁
0.004 ETH · 1 oven per wallet
Public opens at 17:00 UTC — don't wait for it.
Connect your wallet and bake yours 👇
opensea.io/collection/yoodle…
Cryptoking5 retweeted
🔥 THE OVENS ARE OPEN 🔥
Yoodles Holders stage is LIVE.
🧁 0.002 ETH · 1 oven per wallet
⏳ 12 hours — then GTD frens step in
444 living 3D ovens. Seat your Yoodles inside and boost your BP.
Go claim yours 👇
opensea.io/collection/yoodle…
Cryptoking5 retweeted
Okay I'm genuinely losing it right now 😭🔥
@crypto_czar_eth saw what we're building — and didn't just watch. He swept, he minted, he jumped in with both feet.
My community knows: I build every single day, quietly, no matter what. Moments like this make every late night worth it.
Czar, you didn't just buy in — you joined the family. And you did it loud. 🧁👑
Welcome to the bakery, brother. LFG. 💚🫡
THE CZAR HAS ENTERED THE BAKERY. 👑🔥
@crypto_czar_eth didn't buy a Yoodle.
He SWEPT the floor. 🫡🧁💚
Then he walked straight to the ovens and minted one too.
Smart money doesn't ask for permission.
It just shows up and takes the floor. 🧹
Floor is getting thinner. Ovens are getting hotter.
You've been warned. 🧁📈
🧁opensea.io/collection/yoodle…
Cryptoking5 retweeted
THE CZAR HAS ENTERED THE BAKERY. 👑🔥
@crypto_czar_eth didn't buy a Yoodle.
He SWEPT the floor. 🫡🧁💚
Then he walked straight to the ovens and minted one too.
Smart money doesn't ask for permission.
It just shows up and takes the floor. 🧹
Floor is getting thinner. Ovens are getting hotter.
You've been warned. 🧁📈
🧁opensea.io/collection/yoodle…
Cryptoking5 retweeted
Suited Apes to 10 ETH floor by Christmas. Vaultlings right there with them. That's my prediction...
The difference is the tempo. Most collections are stuck in the endless “wen” cycle - teasing, delaying, and drip-feeding the same vague promises while the chat fills with the same three letters. Here, the kitchen is actually open and the service is moving at a pace that makes the usual questions irrelevant.
They’re plating courses the way a serious dining room does it: with intention, not desperation. Apehood maps and land claims, non-custodial staking that keeps the NFT in your wallet, Fight Club live, Mutants coming, poker and gaming infrastructure, mining and rewards layered in, and real partnerships that actually route value back to holders (including a piece of Vaultlings royalties feeding the SAS pool). No endless roadmap theater. Just successive courses arriving while people are still finishing the last one.
Vaultlings fits the same table. Cute, chaotic, BankFi-backed little operators who escaped a vault and immediately started networking, partnering, and printing volume on a free mint. Same chain, same energy, same refusal to stand around waiting for someone to ask “wen utility.” The floor is already moving while most people are still figuring out what they are.
When a project stops needing to answer “wen” because the next thing is already on the table, the price usually catches up later. That’s the setup here. The jungle and the vault are both cooking at a level that doesn’t require constant hype maintenance.
That’s the alpha.
@TheSuitedApes @VaultlingsNFT
Cryptoking5 retweeted
There was once a dream that was Web3.
You could only whisper it.
Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish… it was so fragile.
And I feared that it would not survive the winter.
The original dream was pure: peer-to-peer sovereignty, open protocols, keys in the hands of the people, a light against the darkness of centralized control. It was whispered in the early days — on mailing lists, in forgotten forums, among those who still believed code could be law.
But the winters came hard. Scams, leverage, capture by the very institutions it sought to escape. The dream grew scarred, quieter, almost lost.
Then the hat appeared. RobinWifHat.
Not a king. Not another emperor in polished armor. Just a knitted hat, rising on Robinhood Chain with the simple, unbreakable creed: The Hat Stays On.
While the great empires of crypto fought over ETFs and regulatory thrones, RobinWifHat gathered the Merry Band — the community that still remembered how to whisper. Supply locked. Culture alive. Vibes unbroken. And now the AI Outlaws ride with it: agents that raid, meme, build, and spread the light without asking permission. And then a launchpad for the entire space.
Maximus once said the dream of Rome would be realized.
In this age, it is RobinWifHat robinwifhat:native that carries the fragile vision forward.
The winter still comes.
But the hat stays on.
And with it, the dream that was Web3 may yet survive.
robinwifhat:native #RobinWifHat #TheHatStaysOn #Web3
Cryptoking5 retweeted
🔥 SWEEP PARTY #7 — PREHEAT EDITION 🔥
The bakery is warming up. Something's about to open its doors… 👀
24 HOURS ONLY:
🧹 Sweep 2 Yoodles → get +1 FREE
💎 300 BP for every 0.001 ETH you sweep
🏆 Top 3 sweepers (most ETH):
🥇 50,000 BP
🥈 25,000 BP
🥉 12,500 BP
🎁 Extra prizes from Finlvnd (@finlvnd):
🥇 Clay Stonkz
🥈 Yoodles Reborn
🥉 Clay Stonkz
Hold 48h after the party ✓
Bulls get a seat. Paper hands get crumbs. 🧁📈
Ends right when the doors open. Don't be late.📌
⛵️opensea.io/collection/yoodle…
🌍 yoodles.fun
Cryptoking5 retweeted
Saturday Morning Cartoons tomorrow
Halloween edition
Set those reminders
Bring your culled pigs, cats and monkeys
Lets talk Robinhood NFTS together
Builders welcome. Request to speak
nitter.gq/i/spaces/1POJKOZbOeMdy…
Cryptoking5 retweeted
🚨 HOLD UP… YOU’RE TELLING ME I GOT A FREE YOODLE JUST FOR SHOWING UP?! 🤯🔥
I literally checked in on the website, clicked the button to bake, collected BP, and stacked enough to claim this FREE Yoodle! 💜🧁
No complicated grind, just show up and stack your BP! 👀
Go check it out 👉 yoodles.fun
@YoodlesReborn
Cryptoking5 retweeted
Today is day 206 of no alcohol for me.
Best decision I ever made was to not drink alcohol anymore.
If you have thought about not drinking anymore hopefully this post finds you.
Cryptoking5 retweeted
The sickening stories keeping coming in…😢😢😢
SHAME ON YOU, @StubHub.
Imagine being a kid, a HUGE @Brewers fan, and finding out you’re going to see your team play in the WORLD SERIES! ⚾️💙💛
The excitement. The anticipation. The memories you’re already imagining making.
Now imagine having that excitement ripped away because a company sold your 3 tickets that you bought, that they apparently can’t deliver.
That’s exactly what we’re dealing with right now.
We purchased THREE tickets to the Milwaukee Brewers World Series for Game 1 last Tuesday(13th) through StubHub. We selected our section, our row, paid for our tickets, and received our order confirmation.
Everything was supposed to be set.
Then suddenly, StubHub tells us they’re “searching for replacement options” because they can’t provide the tickets we purchased.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
How does a company accept someone’s hard earned money, confirm a purchase, and then turn around and say they can’t fulfill it?!
And their solution? We can request a refund while they continue looking for tickets.
THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE MONEY.
It’s about the experience. It’s about the memories. It’s about the excitement of a kid, his dad, and grandpa, who thought they were going to watch their favorite baseball team play on the biggest stage in baseball.
Look at the first picture. That’s the disappointment you’re creating, StubHub.
A refund doesn’t replace that moment.
And here’s what really bothers me…
StubHub advertises a “FanProtect Guarantee” and tells customers their orders are “100% guaranteed.”
Guaranteed WHAT, exactly?!
Because from where we’re sitting, that guarantee doesn’t feel worth much when you can’t deliver the tickets you sold us.
We did everything right. We purchased through a major ticket marketplace. We trusted the confirmation. We trusted the guarantee.
Now it’s time for StubHub to make it right.
We aren’t asking for anything extra. We want the three tickets we paid for, or comparable or better seats together, at no additional cost.
Stubhub…DO BETTER.
Please SHARE this. Not just for us, but for every fan who has trusted a ticket company with an experience that means so much more than the price of admission.
ℹ️Brandon Barker
Cryptoking5 retweeted
HR has finalized our hiring schedule
monday, oct 26 🗓️
GTD: 8am – 10am ET (oct 26)
FCFS: 10am (oct 26) – 8am ET (oct 27)
PUBLIC: 8am ET (oct 27 onwards)
we've been told punctuality is important
we've purchased 17 alarm clocks
you should too
vaultlings.io
Cryptoking5 retweeted
$ watch -n1 sales.log
> sale: Yoodle #449
> paid: 0.069 ETH (6.9x the 0.00994 floor)
> rank: 64/2222
> Head: Bored Ape, only 2 of 2222
congrats to the new keeper, what a Yoodle 🧁
Cryptoking5 retweeted
NFT artists are the only ones who have to sell art and run a community and be online 24/7 while collectors say "wen utility"
painter: sells one piece goes quiet for a year
NFT artist: drops a 10k collection gets 3 DMs asking roadmap? by day one
they ship the art
we ask for the roadmap
if your favorite artist is still posting after a bad mint hold that one tight
Cryptoking5 retweeted
Owning a @TheSuitedApes already gets you a @VaultlingsNFT
We would also like to giveaway 5 more Free GTD Spots for this mint...
🎉To qualify:
✅ Follow @VaultlingsNFT @TheSuitedApes
✅ Like & Repost
✅ Tag some #NFT friends & #SuitUp
#SuitUp #NFTCommunity #robinhoodapp
Cryptoking5 retweeted
GIVEAWAY! RH Drifters #162 !
Rules:
1. Follow: @rhdrifters & @Robinhoodsnakes
2. Tag 2 friends
3. Like and Retweet
ENDS ON SUNDAY
God Bless You and Good luck!
