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Diana Alondra 🍉

@_dagonz

no vivo para quedarme con las ganas

 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2016
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RYAN GARCIA (@RyanGarcia) profile pictureRYAN GARCIA
@RyanGarcia24 Mar 2024
I’m celibate leave me alone
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My boss did this except she sent us a prerecorded video of herself
Work Retire Die (@WorkRetireDie) profile pictureWork Retire Die@WorkRetireDieOct 5
My boss Zooming in for a meeting that was mandatory in person for the rest of the team
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Thinking of inviting my friends to the casino for my birthday and whatever they win they have to give to me
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Thinking about when my friends used to beg me to stay home
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Everyone say thank you to Drake
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexJul 18
Drake Is Betting $1.5M on Argentina to Win the World Cup Final
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“Evil has been defeated” trending
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What was this France team
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The World Cup has been making me so happy these last few days I lowkey forgot about Trump
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Me after watching Bad Bunny live tonight
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LMAO
Marco Watts (@MarcoWatts_) profile pictureMarco Watts@MarcoWatts_18 Aug 2025
Replying to @BDTRELILBROTHER
lol you’re a man too. 🤣🤣🤣 Add something, you ain’t no girl
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Days are going by so slow but the month is going by so fast
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How do you even sleep at night after doing this to someone
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto8 Aug 2025
A blind man’s 14-year-old service dog, Bam Bam, was stolen in Chicago He walks seven miles a day handing out flyers, hoping someone has seen his dog
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Ngl had to unblock Elon to follow the drama
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Must be so embarrassing to be an ICE agent that you have to wear a mask
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Nail shop did such a bad job I actually spoke up
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Malort shots all weekend 🕺
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave8 May 2025
Robert Francis Prevost is the first American-born Pope. He hails from Chicago.
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Lowkey haven’t memorized this new Rauw album and concert is this weekend
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Me rn cause my uber driver acting like he don’t gaf about his life or mine
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Just blocked the White House on here
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Will to live came back 10x
Cosa Nuestra (@CNWORLDTOUR) profile pictureCosa Nuestra@CNWORLDTOUR6 Apr 2025
OFFICIAL SETLIST FOR COSA NUESTRA punto 40 il capo panties y brasieres déjame entrar santa mil mujeres tattoo fantasías el efecto desesperados revolú committed la old skul no me sueltes touching the sky todo de ti carita linda (NEW SONG) amar de nuevo 2/catorce sexplaylist 1 diluvio khé? pensándote se fue pasaporte cosa guapa ni me conozco cosa nuestra tú con él espresso martini baja pa acá que pasaría lokera 2:12am desenfocao' sexxxmachine
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