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South London
Joined October 2012
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Danielle retweeted
yayyy
soon as I see you eat and don’t say a grace yeen gotta worry about a second date 🥴😐
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Hate that people were right about foam rolling before stretching sigh
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Lots to unpack here 😭
Tyga really turned her into a 17 year old step mother
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Fed up with this closing shift I have to do with my room every night how am I gonna manage a house
when you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
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Oh. Well if that’s the case let me stick with the younger men wtf
As a woman there’ll be a weird phase in your life where you will ONLY attract married men, men in relationships or younger men. And it will be a rotation of the 3. It’s very important that you ignore them because it passes very quickly. I have no idea what causes it
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Getting into bed with my electric blanket magnesium & chamomile tea is actually my favourite part of the day I’m so old
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God willing I get my mini me princess before the know it all, loud boisterous, nfl loving juniors that are bound to also exist (will love them but pls a girl first or even twin girls omg yes)
One day I'll have a sassy, know -it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait.
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Danielle retweeted
who the hell is Amber and why is the whole tl talking about her man’s small peen?
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do yall got a front facing pussy or back facing pussy
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What does this mean
do yall got a front facing pussy or back facing pussy
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Is this real? 😭
Love Island Nigeria is here!🎈 Applications are open: loveislandnigeria.com #LoveIslandNigeria
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Danielle retweeted
I want to leave this app but tweets like this make it very hard
One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant. The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting
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Accepting that I do have a few screws loose #sorry
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With a sprinkling of saw dust
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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So many baddies on my commute I love it
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She’s just like me fr
Cat eye French on the toes!!! I hate when the girls beat me to the punch 😩
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Hot take we need an adults world book day so we can go clubbing in costume again
There are SO MANY people on the tube in costume.
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Big up everyone for ignoring that Ali G film
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She’s reached her final level of Sean Coonery. Btw this was always what her appointment was about because the reparations bill is the most expensive one a government can ever get. They knew it was coming so put her in place as a shield. It’s literally the single reason she’s been elected leader whether she accepts that or not.
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Boy mums aren’t beating the allegations
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