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what a time to be alive

Joined October 2010
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today's vibe
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HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)
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me: *drifting off, about to fall asleep* my gf: i hope that whenever i die, you die at the exact same time
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sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai
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seems like nobody wants to get off their ass and go bowling these days
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“she’s a 10 but” is the premise of most Seinfeld episodes
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this is the only appropriate way to ask someone to pick you up from lax
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women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs
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Coachella, April 2022.
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Women want one thing: to quit their job and spend the day drinking iced coffee and going between target, Barnes and noble, TJ Maxx and homegoods
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danielle retweeted
i keep my trauma between myself, my closest friends and any stranger that seems kinda cool
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Found a new hobby: going insane
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i am sorry but i am not a realistic girl. i love being just a tiny bit delusional. i love romanticizing my life. i love thinking im in a fantasy world always.
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danielle retweeted
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jersey shore was ahead of its time with the boys cooking and cleaning and the girls doing nothing. that was the proper order
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boys are so dumb. anyway I spent the morning stressed about something I said in 7th grade
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goodmorning another day of being hot funny gorgeous perfect wondering if this pandemic and my depression will ever end stunning perfect beautiful hilarious cute pretty so cute
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Oh yeah. Yeah I fucking watched Spider-Man.
I’m watching Spider-Man tonight. That’s all.
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friday i guess. let’s get it or something. who cares
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me tryna fix my mental health
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