8 mile rap battle if eminem was rap battling a plant: yo im a fukin plant from my leaf to my xylem u got all these flashy clothes but u dont know how to style em u cant keep up wit my rhymes i think u should go em only way to beef with me is 2 hop right on my phloem

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tia · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:08 AM UTC

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@s0bermaxxingOct 27

if we are to be friends you have 2 be okay with me ignoring u for days and weeks

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ρᥱ𝗍αᥣ🍭🐹 · Oct 26, 2026 · 11:09 PM UTC

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ρᥱ𝗍αᥣ🍭🐹@eboyslayer4000Oct 26

i Like to be hit

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🇺🇸 · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:40 AM UTC

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🇺🇸@mollywhop303Oct 26

Respect my authority. please

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hangicel · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:48 AM UTC

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hangicel@hangicelOct 19

Please break up with your boyfriend and let me fuck you with my trash penis 🙏😅

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MJK · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:17 PM UTC

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MJK@razelswingsOct 26

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specialcasino · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:04 PM UTC

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specialcasino@specialcasinoOct 26

Easiest way to tell if someone is a natural born neutered slave is if they ask you what “job” you want to “work” after uni

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daughter name Jimmy · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:39 PM UTC

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daughter name Jimmy@DuckdogRadioOct 25

the earth is sorta just a biiiiiiiiiig circle🌎 we live there☺️

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bambi · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:02 PM UTC

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bambi@cervviidaeOct 25

man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame

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