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halalmegle.com is the future of anonymous internet chat! We are going to save society’s social skills with this one!

tweeting from the third floor you wouldn’t get what it means #penthouseviews 🥀

i’m waiting on the release of the laceless Yeezy boots personally I’m kind of over laces we nēd to think future-forward

we’re gonna be living in star trek but we can’t get there if we still have humans in the philippines eating pagpag

for why tho

i just spent thirty dollars on taco bell that’s gonna take an hour to get here CUCKED!

oh no, he’s on the nitrous again 😢

i go on and on

if u try to bob ur head to busta rhymes flow u end up twerking by accident

she wants to Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan Grimes Interview (Ft. Ivy Wolk) n chill

swag so cold must be wearingitis

virginia: interrogation hmm maybe this why i’m attracted to academically accomplished women it’s cos i’m so fucking goated genius criss angel mind freak that the multidimensional maze that is my mind requires an even more exceptional mind to gambit that sets the bar pretty high imo

what if every quarter all the programmers had to do monkey type. If they had consistently below average scores for eight months, they would be executed.

just ate a double quarter pounder with sprite

AS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SEE BOOBS UNLESS YOU VOTED #WAVY4POTUS

gun magazines will see an ar15 with a wooden grip and say “East Meets West”