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Joined April 2021
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As a MAN, What Scares you the MOST?
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@_elvis_simons homie you dey?
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Sensible elite tweeps to follow. Friggo ,Elvis Simons Argue with your phone
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“What will people say?” Rest in peace. That’s what they’ll say when you’re gone after living your whole life to impress them. And they’ll forget you ever existed after you’re covered in thick sand. LIVE!!
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“What will people say?” Rest in peace. That’s what they’ll say when you’re gone after living your whole life to impress them. And they’ll forget you ever existed after you’re covered in thick sand. LIVE!!
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Where you go hide? Ei
When you finally realise how dull most of these women are, you’ll never take them seriously again. You’ll always see them for what they are😂😂😂
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A company that values gender equality is looking for 10 females to offload 5 trucks of cement Dm if you are interested
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When you finally realise how dull most of these women are, you’ll never take them seriously again. You’ll always see them for what they are😂😂😂
Who tf is this guy🤣🤣
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When you finally realise how dull most of these women are, you’ll never take them seriously again. You’ll always see them for what they are😂😂😂
Who tf is this guy🤣🤣
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Naaa bro, I thought I’ve seen the worst already😭
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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Naaa bro, I thought I’ve seen the worst already😭
She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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😂😂😂😂
Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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Signs of a high-level aura: 1. People start to copy you.
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Replying to @_afbeautyy
Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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😂😂😂😂
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Naomi let’s use the brains God gave us to think
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He is back and the first tweet is DNA. This guy🤣🤣
The DNA test, if you like take play
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low key, the best time to fall deeply in love is when you’re young. the older you get, the more you learn to calculate risks, guard your heart & question what you once embraced without hesitation. you become so good at protecting yourself from heartbreak that you slowly lose the courage to love deeply. because at its purest, love requires a certain willingness to look foolish. to give someone the power to hurt you & still believe they won’t.
Happy 30th birthday to my soulmate❤️ 12 years ago today I knew you for 2 months & almost got lost trying to get to the mall from our campus to get you a Cowboys beanie for your 18th birthday. I can’t believe we are now 30 and married. 13 birthdays!! Almost half our lives together
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This is interesting
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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Once you meet a girl who has a good upbringing, you’ll realize that you were never the problem.
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The DNA test, if you like take play
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