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Joined April 2020
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instead of a roguelike, what if it was a chudlike and all you could do was wake up, go to work, get home, put chicken in the air fryer, computer for 5 hours, and then sleep
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love to learn, hate to change beliefs and behaviors, so contradictory observant but not empathetic unwanted but forced comparison cliche reflection sweet discipline open stubbornness black or white, black and white
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cant help but to feel guilty for contributing to the general callousness being promoted in society (especially between us chronically online folk) while I value human connection so strongly. living so disconnected from my values is such a pervasive and destructive weakness
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being a professional storyteller would be extremely empowering to me
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we need a better descriptor for the population of people that learn efficiently and solve problems quickly because “high iq” and “smart” are dumb and one dimensional
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What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life. "Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester." "There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class." "I heard the pledge master's a dick bro." I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍
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ethan retweeted
GRIEF VERIFIED // 2+ YEARS, 436K ATTEMPTS. A NEW ERA OF GEOMETRY DASH. 💜💛
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im going to delete this thread soon but i still stand by everything ive mentioned, its just that im simply not the authority to be telling people stuff like this. With the additions of group chats to 2.209, i really hope robs next priority is a trust and safety team
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i wanna develop a really thick accent. Somethin real grimy, maybe rust belt. Pittsburgh would work but i should probably go more midwestern to avoid larping. I wanna sound like a real piece of shit asshole. Its just infinite aura and character
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some guy asked why i Drink diet soda told him that soda is nowhere near good enough to get fat over and also told him to fuck off
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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
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How it Feels Not Killing People
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Just traded in my purple skull trooper account for a bottle of crown this adult shit gets serious
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“It’s simple. We, uh. Kill the Ourselves”
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So basically my life is like having this cartoon frog sit next to me, and tell me various ways to kill myself using the voice of a grown man trying to talk like a child
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Need some gender affirming food rn. Some fried bullshit with a beer would hit like nothing else
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I can be a super good teacher/leader and coordinator, but being insecure of my intelligence can impede on it quite a bit
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white people be like “Do you want to be my maid of honor?”
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im Insanely geeked off of nothing im sweating im shaking and for some reason none of my muscle memory works i have to blink and breathe automatically
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im doing a Live Action RolePlay as a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller that is Not in Education, Employment, or Training
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