If you don't have bread, eat cake|| @iamfels1 || Email: [email protected]

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
Today, we live under the tyranny of optimization. Every hobby must become a side hustle, every moment must be tracked by an app or captured and broadcasted for validation from strangers, and every hour must yield measurable results. Be intentional and deliberate about preserving areas of your life that you refuse to either optimize or monetize. Read dense books purely for the joy of reading slowly, go for camping or hiking purely for the thrill and the experience, go for long walks with no destination in mind, or pick up an art you're not good at. When you protect unoptimized spaces in your life, you assert your humanity over the industrial demand for constant output. Life is not an equation to be solved or an efficiency metric to be maximized; it is a landscape to be experienced. Sovereign inefficiency reclaims your right to exist without having to justify your existence through utility. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Hii Twitter moja ndio mmegeuza Tinder. Sisi tunaongea mpira, siasa na pombe ilhali wengine wenu mnapanga mechi? 😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
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You are an imposter. A bandit. And a sponsored PROJECT with no integrity. Don’t compare yourself to ORGANIC and GENUINE MOVEMENTS. ~Dr. Miguna Miguna – at Nairobi, Kenya
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When politicians meet to sign pre-election pacts for 'their regions', it is never about the number of km of roads to be constructed in their regions, neither is it about industries, piped water, hospitals, homes connected to the national grid, agricultural incentives, or schools. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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The Muhuru Bay Pier Development and Rehabilitation Project, launched by H.E. President @WilliamsRuto in May 2025 and managed under the Kenya Ports Authority (KPA), is tapping into the immense Blue Economy potential of the Lake Victoria shoreline through strategic infrastructure to expand trade, strengthen fisheries and stimulate economic growth in Nyatike and the wider Migori County. Revetment works are progressing through the installation of a steel retaining barrier in the lake and the placement and compaction of rock fill to form and stabilise the pier approach while protecting the shoreline against wave action. Key facilities include a 50-by-30-metre reinforced concrete jetty for larger vessels, cold storage for fish preservation, an administrative block for port and customs operations and perimeter security infrastructure. Once operational, the port will reduce post-harvest losses, improve market access for fishermen and strengthen lake transport links with Homa Bay, Sori and Kisumu. It will also complement the Masara–Muhuru Bay road upgrade, creating new opportunities for trade and investment. Effective maritime security will be critical to the port's long-term success, with the State Department for Internal Security and National Administration working alongside relevant agencies to safeguard infrastructure, regulate cross-border movement and secure lake transport routes, creating a safe environment for trade and regional connectivity.
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"Huyo mwizi ndio tunataka sasa, yeye ndio ameiba loho zetu. Heri mwizi ataiba aturetee." – at Nairobi, Kenya
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So many wedding WhatsApp groups for contributions. Why is everyone rushing to wed in December? – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Watermelon going to visit Mr. Dorcas at Wamunyoro vs. Mr. Dorcas going to visit Watermelon at Tseikuru – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Unfortunately, it won't help much as long as there are free football streaming apps. We are Africans. – at Nairobi, Kenya
DStv Kenya has done an incredible job coming up with a sports package. Watching the EPL, La Liga, Serie A, UCL, Europa League, etc. for 3,000 bob is really good. Most of us who had dumped our decoders will start wiping off the dust. Thanks for listening to customers ,the customer is always right.
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178 years have passed since the first wave of feminism started yet being a slut is still the busiest road to financial stability for most women. – at Nairobi, Kenya
One needs like 4 boyfriends in this economy
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Tangu Independence, the political elite sat on their hands while Kenyans in Ukambani continued to die, the most recent being the deaths of 33 innocent people, who drowned in that horrific 2021 Enziu River tragedy. Kibaki ignored it. Kalonzo, at the peak of his power as VP, completely abandoned it. Uhuru left it exactly as it was. This video shows exactly how Rais @WilliamsRuto has delivered on his promise, pouring massive funding into a world-class mega bridge that is currently underway to end the Enziu River death trap forever. Construction is actively moving on the ground right in Kitui County, completely disregarding the fact that Ukambani is an opposition stronghold. Under Usawa ni Sawa, development belongs to every single citizen, whether you support him or oppose him. Watch the video to see this massive investment unfolding live on site!✌🏻
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09/10/2015 The North remembers! – at Nairobi, Kenya
Oburu Odinga: Ruto is innocent, and I am willing to testify in his defense at the ICC #CitizenWeekend
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Problem solved. The gospel of usawa ni sawa is spreading fast. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Replying to @_fels1
Stop using The Mightiest Prophet of JEHOVAH YAHWEH for clout. The Mightiest Prophet still has missions in Angola, Mexico then Kenya this year. GOD is patient with foolish people like you because HE wants you to get wisdom. Disrespecting a Prophet of GOD invites eternal curse.
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Siku hizi hata hawakunyimi, wanakuambia ntakupea Manchester United wakishinda. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Bournemouth handing over Manchester United to Chelsea – at Nairobi, Kenya
Como handing over Manchester United to Bournemouth.
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If you have money, go for a woman with money. Don't argue with me, I know what I'm saying. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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What really happened to Manchester United? It's time we have an honest conversation. Eight matches without a win is out of the ordinary. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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To avoid this – at Ruiru, Kenya
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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😂😂😂😂😂Irungu Kang'ata has left Linda Bukusu for chama Cha nyumbani. – at Ruiru, Kenya
"LINDA MWANANCHI ni AFC LEOPARD, nimedefect nikaingia DCP." ~ Irungu Kang'ata
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After a large concrete crucifix fell and killed a priest instantly and permanently in Ecuador last week, while he was offering the food of the heart to his sheep, Catholic churches around the world have come up with a solution. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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