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intro hi
im lani im 15 im lesbian i like lana del rey and the perks of being a wallflower and some video games sometimes (mostly stardew valley currently) and music in general and pink and rain
dni: TRASH, nsfw, mean people in general
lani έ Λα²πΌβ retweeted
BREAKING: Government announces raft of new child safety measures which include banning under 16s from:
- going out alone
- going out in groups
- staying indoors
- speaking to their friends
- speaking to adults
- playing videogames with their friends
- playing videogames with no friends
- watching TV without adult supervision
- watching TV with adult supervision
- spending money online
- spending money offline
- using social media
- using any decent website
- having any human contact whatsoever
To ensure the children are definitely safe, over-16s will also be banned from doing these things. All companies will be expected to apply their rules globally, scanning faces and keeping profiles of every individual on the planet to ensure compliance at all times.
If anyone doesn't comply, Lisa Nandy will break their fucking legs β₯οΈ
random men keep viewing my tiktok profile and this has only started since i posted a video about being lesbian that got like 6k views Ew
iβve almost mastered the art of silent laughing but sometimes i fail a bit and a little noise escapes and then i get embarrassed in case my mum hears it
is this and yes is the most calming song ever to me itβs so beautiful i am never getting over how beautiful it is it instantly makes me feel less stressed
mama is taking my grandma to an appointment tomorrow but i donβt know what time but that means i will have a while to speak freely yay
when i think about it for too long i get sad so i try to focus on right now but even then i find myself thinking of what will never be
