Maybe it's not my story, but trust me, it's a real story.
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2020
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Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
There's a possibility UKOMBOZI ALLIANCE will be the coalition that will propel SIFUNA to the PRESIDENCY.
The SECRETARY GENERAL of UKOMBOZI is Caroli Omondi of LINDA MWANANCHI and that's not by mistake , it is a plan well executed to prepare SIFUNA joining it.
I still stick to my stand that SIFUNA and KALONZO will work together come 2027.
Don't be shocked when KALONZO says SIFUNA TOSHA!! ,
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Sahii vile maisha ni ngumu and men are going through a lot, siwezi kuuliza, "How are you doing, bro?" cause you might cry, na siwezi kukuhug unililie. Ukiskia tu nimekuuliza kama utakata kanusu after sharing your hard moments, jua najali about you. Twende nibuy pombe tukunywe, alafu zikishika nikuambie ujikaze, bro. Anaku easy.
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
A young man was hit very badly by a car in Githurai. The car sped off. The guy is broken in several body parts.
Police tried calling an ambulance for over 30 minutes, but none came. Geoffrey Mosiria also tried to find an ambulance, but none was available.
Luckily, an ambulance from Murang’a that was passing by (it already had a patient) stopped briefly, gave some first aid, and left. Mosiria realised the young man was going to die because he was bleeding heavily from the head, so he paid for a private car to take him to a nearby hospital, together with a policeman.
In this Kenya, many accident victims die simply because they don’t get immediate help.
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Unaekea mtoto WA 16 years FP age kwani wewe ulianza horizontal engineering na miaka ngapi
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Na hii app hakuna venye utaamua kuwa mrengo nyingine,,vile these girls are so pretty.Inataka tu confidence kiasi then uende dm huwezi nyimwa hata Tirries utakuwa unawekewa dm kila siku.These girls are so good buana,shida ni upate catfish akuwekee zile amedownload.May God bless all those girls but msituanike siku Moja aki😂.
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Nothing beats being tall and fit. This combo will always automatically earn you respect without you talking in any of the rooms you'll enter.
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Shame aside, what's the longest distance you've ever travelled just to get some pussy/dieck?
Parents are right on that FP thing. Unakataza msichana wako wa 16 years aachane na vijana lakini haskii. Unamuona na tuvitu hujamnunulia unajua tu amepewa na kajamaa na the next thing atapata ni mimba,then kijana atapotea wazazi wabaki wakilea watoto wawili. Leave parents alone!
Gerald ™🇰🇪 retweeted
Aiii Buana, Friday jioni pale Campus nikiishi ndani ya shule wasichana walikuwa wanang'ara wanaenda mafom Wanarudi huko Monday. Sasa shule ilikuwa inabaki broke boys wakiguza PES na kuanalyze bets na watu wa CU, saii ni kwa nyumba zetu wanakuja Wanarudi Monday. God bless you God.