alexyss 💛

The way my whole family is fake asf.

I am so excited to finally move.

The girls on dating apps trying to find threesomes for her and her man but don’t post any pictures of their man. He’s ugly huh? Loser.

the way my lexapro isn’t lexaproing the way a lexapro should.

kms

This guys tinder bio said he likes mismatched socks and that ‘hes weird lol’ wow. You’re crazy man. Mismatched socks??? Such a weirdo.

Bitch i got an LLC, tf i look like chasing after a man 💅🏼

Everyone’s going to school today. While i slept in until 2. Life is good lol. Hope y’all have a successful first day tho!

i literally have no more patience for low effort men anymore.

Men really do be useless.

Government really be pretending to work those 40 hours.

Stop wearing turtle necks to the salon. Thanks.

15 mins into the @jonasbrothers family roast and I’m already dying 😂😂😂

Does anyone else just randomly miss Alan Rickman? 🥺

People will make last minute appointments OR ask to be squeezed in for the holidays and then be late or no show. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE