Ikeme retweeted
Sick fuck dribbled the defender without touching the ball then bagged a 30 yard free kick 😭
Ikeme retweeted
The Drake "Wins or not (Windsor knot)" bar on Make Them Remember is the most impressive shit I've heard all year.
Ikeme retweeted
The best part about Nigerian Pidgin is how constantly it evolves. A random Nigerian can invent an entirely original sentence, and another Nigerian will understand it perfectly. The language can only truly be mastered through total immersion.
Ikeme retweeted
🚨🇫🇷 - BREAKING:
Leny Yoro has been CALLED UP for the France National Team again by Zidane.
That 4-3-3 midfield of Eriksen Bruno and Casemiro 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️. Team wasn't reliant solely on Bruno for creativity 🕊️
Ikeme retweeted
He’s started fewer England games than MLS, has one England 90 in his career.
He doesn’t play European football, doesn’t turn up against big teams.
FLOP
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
Ikeme retweeted
Palmer’s career is genuinely funny. A 24-year-old “top player” who doesn’t play in Europe, has zero memorable moments in European competitions, doesn’t play for his national team, has won zero major club trophies since becoming a first-team player, and has zero goal contributions against big clubs.
Just a couple of penalties against relegation-threatened teams, and that’s all. The emptiest career ever for a supposed top player.
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…


































