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I’m going up, I’m going vertically.

Joined April 2016
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My GOAT can’t throw no signs
G Herbo filming a music video with Young Thug after his concert in Chicago (🎥 CEOSlow)
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ICEMAN, album of the year.
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Sick fuck dribbled the defender without touching the ball then bagged a 30 yard free kick 😭
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8️⃣📈 Real Madrid win 8 games in a row for the first time since 2022.
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The Drake "Wins or not (Windsor knot)" bar on Make Them Remember is the most impressive shit I've heard all year.
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Premier League is too scary. Can’t even just hype the bermuda triangle bc EVERY away ground is a war
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"routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams"
When you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams they become much easier to follow
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The best part about Nigerian Pidgin is how constantly it evolves. A random Nigerian can invent an entirely original sentence, and another Nigerian will understand it perfectly. The language can only truly be mastered through total immersion.
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1/2 we don’t gotta lie about ran to Atlanta
Future & Drake 0/2 since the beef.
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Can’t sing his praises enough for how he applies himself, v happy for him
🚨🇫🇷 - BREAKING: Leny Yoro has been CALLED UP for the France National Team again by Zidane.
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🚨🇫🇷 - BREAKING: Leny Yoro has been CALLED UP for the France National Team again by Zidane.
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That 4-3-3 midfield of Eriksen Bruno and Casemiro 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️. Team wasn't reliant solely on Bruno for creativity 🕊️
Just a reminder that this was not even a yellow card
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He’s started fewer England games than MLS, has one England 90 in his career. He doesn’t play European football, doesn’t turn up against big teams. FLOP
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
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Palmer’s career is genuinely funny. A 24-year-old “top player” who doesn’t play in Europe, has zero memorable moments in European competitions, doesn’t play for his national team, has won zero major club trophies since becoming a first-team player, and has zero goal contributions against big clubs. Just a couple of penalties against relegation-threatened teams, and that’s all. The emptiest career ever for a supposed top player.
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
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Happy 10 month anniversary for those still celebrating 🙌🙌
🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United. Decision made this morning.
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Baleba is to bad.
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Anime makes kids dull 😭, wtf is this hand skill
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amorim fans thought carrick was getting grouped in europe while their idol has 3 points in 4 btec ucl games
A second for the visitors. ❤️🖤 0-2 ⚪ (66')
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