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Chiefs Kingdom
Joined May 2019
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Be the reason someone stupid shuts the fuck up
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When I see Harrison Butker coming out of Cracker Barrel #ChiefsKingdom
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So we tried the sneak thing MFs
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My vibrator died immediately before orgasm… thought of you
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Ring for sale.
Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice files for bankruptcy with more than $3.45 million in debt, and even his $160,000 Super Bowl ring is listed as collateral. The 26-year-old says roughly $2.1 million of his debt stems from lawsuits, including legal battles tied to a 2024 high-speed crash in Dallas and assault allegations from an ex-girlfriend. Despite signing a $6.5 million contract with Kansas City, Rice reports just $677,054 in personal assets in his Chapter 7 filing. Court documents also show Rice owes nearly $980,000 to his largest creditor as part of a civil settlement related to the crash. He lists just $13,640 in checking accounts while disputing certain debts tied to pending lawsuits. See what else Rice reveals about his finances as his legal battles continue: foxnews.com/outkick-sports/s… @Outkick
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Happy Friday! Wordle 1,966 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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This is old people talk
Chiefs DT Chris Jones: "I think the sack part is kind of overrated..." #ChiefsKingdom
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I saw your tweet on a T shirt at Spencers in 1996 Hint: not a compliment
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I’m psychic today MF!!!! Wordle 1,965 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Correct.
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It’s like the Lord said let there be 16283949491926247992 impeachment hearings in 2027
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We vote at dawn MF
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Celebs apologizing for their insensitive Halloween costumes is like apologizing for a forced fart in the elevator as you step off
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Er’body tryna act like an expert, hall of fame footballer on Monday
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These refs are not Taylor Swift fans and it’s bullshit
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Nobody’s sticking their face in a bucket of cold ass water for a fucking apple, Jennifer 🙄
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Feeling nostalgic… might bring Halloween vandalism back to your neighborhood
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Let’s just go as naked for Halloween
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The infinite wisdom of Bill Dance
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You can sugar coat it, if you wish. It’s going up your ass before we’re done here
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