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happy pub day to SET PIECE 🌷🌷🌷
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dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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SNY Mets
@SNY_Mets14h
40 years ago today, the Mets won the 1986 World Series.
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cheesecake factory americana sounds like a joke from an mj lenderman song
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unintended consequence of this is forcing people to learn about the neighborhood college point
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_SommerfeldtOct 26
New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @GrahamRayman & @joeanuta politico.com/news/2026/10/26…

Mamdani is using NYPD gym to host pickup basketball games with friends

politico.com
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knicks summer, you can see everything fall,
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why am i, a registered d-democrat in brooklyn new york city constantly getting ads for tony wied, a republican senator running for re-election in wisconsin
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time of year when your face starts to hurt
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how it feels in october
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it is really too bad the history of concrete was made before all of this
Brad Hoylman-Sigal 🌈🥯
@bradhoylmanOct 24
At my urging, AMC’s CEO has weighed in to make clear: they want to continue operating a movie theater in Kips Bay. Any proposed rezoning must deliver what this neighborhood needs: a movie theater, a supermarket, and housing. Kips Bay deserves all three, and I’ll fight to make it happen.
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sneezed before a workout class and a woman did not say 'bless you' but she did stare at me
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every character on cheers should have gotten a spinoff that ran for 11 seasons
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he’s so real for this
Rich Raho
@RichRahoOct 22
Pope Leo: “We live in a performance-driven culture that constantly compares and ranks people, sometimes ruthlessly” and a “misguided understanding of meritocracy ultimately fails to respect people.” vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/…

Pope urges Catholic schools to help young people find new way to live in world - Vatican News

Meeting with participants in the International Congress for Pastoral Care in Schools and Universities, Pope Leo XIV urges Catholic educational ...

vaticannews.va
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put on jennifer's body and my cat got scared :(
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everyone please join me in saying happy 50 years of the song night moves
Bob Seger@BobSegerOct 22
‘Night Moves’ was released #onthisday October 22, 1976. What’s your favorite song on the album? bobseger.lnk.to/nightmoves
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Freelancers Union
@freelancersuOct 22
New here? Freelancers Union has plenty to offer independent workers - from free legal help to a free co-working space - and much more. If you follow us, but haven't joined as a member yet, why not make things official? Head to the link and join us to reap all the (free) rewards that come with your (free) membership: ow.ly/QLNW5100eOU
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Mike Sisak@mikesisakOct 22
Local news is the backbone of journalism and public understanding. Yet, too many local newsrooms have been gutted or disappeared to the point where major stories are being covered with minimal information, off of press releases, or not at all. The historical record is in tatters.
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what it feels like in october
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Screen Slate@ScreenSlateOct 21
Replying to @alexL_E_I
Discourse cycle can be exhausting and preemptively deflating, especially when the algorithms seem tuned to relentlessly hammer us. Gamifying movie watching on LB makes it even worse. It's liberating to accept that moviegoing is your own trip and you can do it however you want 😎
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Leah Williams@leahgwilliamsOct 21
paul rudd:
deuxmoi@deuxmoiworldOct 21
Paul Rudd was spotted visiting Art of Play, the Brooklyn curiosity shop that recently made headlines following Kelly Clarkson’s very public dispute with the store. 📸@BackgridUS
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love listening to the radio so much that it's like if a song comes on and i miss it i'll never be able to hear it again
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they're talking about waxahatchee's substack on world cafe live...i have never felt more at home....
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