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soooky bitch

County Down, UK
Joined August 2011
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Hey @StarlingBank any plans to allow Apple wallet for kite cards? Hoping to move my teens over to kite but the lack of Apple wallet availability is putting us off
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Ok so Foo Fighters are doing a UK tour next June but no NI date… Belsonic is in June, so hey @belsonicbelfast do your thing please 👀
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Why is he dressed as Mr tumble though??
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It’s been like almost a week since #MCRDublin and I’m still on that post gig comedown please help
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Special shoutout to anyone with @boburnham as their top artist 🎡 #SpotifyWrapped
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After a long period of people missing the buzz of dance floors and live electronic music, @MeduzaMusic reached out with a song. It felt the right time to lend my voice to a project outside my comfort zone. Tell It To My Heart is out everywhere today. 🖤 hozier.lnk.to/TITMHTW
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Won't hear any slander about the Hozier / Meduza song because it's amazing!
Absolutely fuming that Gregg's have discontinued their vegan steak bake
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Adult life really is just laundry and thinking of what to make for your next meal innit
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Why must we shy people always ‘come out of our shells’? Why can’t loud confident extroverts fuck off back into theirs?
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Tollymore Forest Park in County Down is one of the most magical places in the country. I'd love to live in a little house here, just nestled among the trees 🌲🌳
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Saw @TimmyMallett at the Giants Causeway today - didn't want to disturb him but cool to see a legend from my childhood!
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Witches of Twitter, I've started a new witchy YouTube channel and would love some support! I'm awkward af, sorry! Here is my first video, a witch casket unboxing - youtu.be/sTAbnwUgzVA #witchtwitter
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4 badass ladies in this poster, only 3 of them credited. This isn't the first time I've seen black people have their names erased, as if their work isn't as important the work of their white co-stars? @Showtime need to sort this out, but is also just needs to stop happening!
Replying to @Showtime
@Showtime could you credit me properly w/ the rest of the cast? When young black people see Rochelle uncredited they might get the idea the black girl -who has a name-isn’t important enough to credit even though she’s on the poster. This kind of thing contributes to erasure‼️
I'm so bad at caring for plants. You would think during lockdown with so much time on my hands I could have managed to be a better plant parent but no. I've just gone around watering them all and telling them "you can do it little plant" - hopefully that works?!
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Why do construction workers have to start drilling shit up at 7am? Like what the actual fuck?
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Just take a moment to appreciate the beauty of this flourite. So pretty.
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*** UPDATE *** Noah Donohoe's mum pleads for 'just one person' to come forward with information on missing boy. Police are asking everyone to search their home, car, shed... anything as the 72 hour mark approaches. @BelTel belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/…
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If I make a voice announcement across my Alexa devices and happen to swear in it, Alexa just cancels the whole announcement. Like, how dare she censor me in my own fucking home? Fuck you Alexa.
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