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Even if winning is illogical losing is still far from optional.

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Joined May 2012
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bush getaway e tlo tswa fashion’eng motho asoka aya
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Domkrag le yone ne e dira tsone tse.
Mmegi (@MmegiOnline) profile pictureMmegi@MmegiOnline4h
#JustIn: Government has postponed the implementation of revised passport fees from November 1, 2026 to January 1, 2027, allowing Batswana more time to access passport services at current rates ahead of the festive season.
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If these things can block out this much sound now, I much sound 50dB can block out.
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Active Noise Cancellation is one crucial piece of technology I didn't know I needed.
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i don't care how old i get, if i sit in a chair that spins, i'm spinning.
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You know women are beautiful but they aren't good people
PT (@callsoloud) profile picturePT@callsoloud14h
Why taba ya DNA e tsenya basadi dingalo so?🤣😂 im yet to meet a woman who embraces it💀
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As a man, your scouting skills need to be top-notch. 😂 I’ve been investing in this academy player for years, and now she’s finally ready to start big games. But last week, I stumbled upon an experienced player who plays the exact same position. Coaches and ex-players on the TL, how do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room? 😂
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government should be boring. roads should work. water should be clean. hospitals should function. public transport should run. the taxes we pay should quietly fund all of it. nobody needs their government to be entertaining. they need it to fucking work
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Odysseus gave her a kingdom, a throne and a title. I don't think a modern man could manage even a chair.
Emery (@_emeryww) profile pictureEmery
@_emerywwNov 1
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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A child needs to learn how to think for themselves, not be brainwashed.
𝙊𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙖 💚💛❤️ (@s_aconite) profile picture𝙊𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙖 💚💛❤️
@s_aconiteNov 1
A child doesn’t need religion they need unconditional love.
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Mcxm! 😞
Football Factly (@FootballFactly) profile pictureFootball Factly
@FootballFactlyNov 1
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To know when an adult is touching them inappropriately
Alexis (@AscendWithLex) profile pictureAlexis@AscendWithLexOct 31
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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@Imms107Oct 30
They are also difficult at home and we don’t complain. Do your job please
She Squidward 🦒❤️ (@FreeLove0904) profile pictureShe Squidward 🦒❤️@FreeLove0904Oct 30
Your parents are difficult to supervise at work. 🤦🏽‍♀️😭
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3 A’s@Fif_laaaOct 31
People have gotten too comfortable with disrespecting people for absolutely no reason. Now everyone must be miserable because you’re not happy with yourself. Yuck.
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She literally explained how to rewire your brain for consistency.
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Another day to use this video for man united fans 😂
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They all looked worried. They knew how they were gonna perform.
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdOct 31
Let's do this.
A close-up of the eyes of Andrey Santos, Lisandro Martinez, Kobbie Mainoo and Matheus Cunha.

ALT A close-up of the eyes of Andrey Santos, Lisandro Martinez, Kobbie Mainoo and Matheus Cunha.

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Motho itebelle marago mo twitter. Se ke stress sa kabo mo hela.
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdOct 31
Estevao scores, 3-0.
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Same shit, different game.
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