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Retired weather originator Host @SGPNNBA NBA @CrossingXLines NBA & NFL @FTNFantasy

Philly Guy in Troy, NY
Joined January 2012
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By the way, if you’re new here, this is kinda how things go. We hit a long shot every so often and generally lose most games. Please, please, PLEASE do NOT change your unit size because you think “we’re due.” It’s a long season. nitter.gq/_noops/status/20982208…
I risk the same flat unit, 1% of my first TD bankroll, on all my first TD bets.
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We started the day by doing the easy part of winning a first touchdown scorer bet. Now, let's do the hard part and win a second first touchdown scorer bet in a row. Williams +1600 Raymond +2000 Mayfield +3000 Hurst +3000 T Johnson +4000 Thomas +5500
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We started the day by doing the easy part of winning a first touchdown scorer bet. Now, let's do the hard part and win a second first touchdown scorer bet in a row. Williams +1600 Raymond +2000 Mayfield +3000 Hurst +3000 T Johnson +4000 Thomas +5500
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1-5 +55U YTD 6-172 +15U
We can't start and finish the day with a 1st TD winner unless we start our day with a 1st TD winner. I don't make the rules, that's just how this works. Perine +1800 Pitts +1900 Burrow +3300 Penix +5000 Hooper +5000 Woerner +6000
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KANGZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The Sacramento Kings are trading Nique Clifford to the Oklahoma City Thunder for two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
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We can't start and finish the day with a 1st TD winner unless we start our day with a 1st TD winner. I don't make the rules, that's just how this works. Perine +1800 Pitts +1900 Burrow +3300 Penix +5000 Hooper +5000 Woerner +6000
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We can't start and finish the day with a 1st TD winner unless we start our day with a 1st TD winner. I don't make the rules, that's just how this works. Perine +1800 Pitts +1900 Burrow +3300 Penix +5000 Hooper +5000 Woerner +6000
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We can't start and finish the day with a 1st TD winner unless we start our day with a 1st TD winner. I don't make the rules, that's just how this works. Perine +1800 Pitts +1900 Burrow +3300 Penix +5000 Hooper +5000 Woerner +6000
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Can this player win MVP despite the circumstances? @_Noops describes the challenge laid out before him⬇️ @FanDuel x #FDPartner
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0-6 -6U YTD 5-167 -40U
They say if at first you don't succeed then try, try again. In that vein, here are my first TD bets for Ravens/Jaguars tonight: TLaw +1600 Thomas Jr. +2000 Hill +2500 Andrews +3000 Hibner +8000 Cuevas +8000
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🚨🔥LIVE IN 5' ON @BETUSTVPICKS! 🔗WATCH LIVE: bit.ly/PicksShowX 🏀12 PM ET: CBB with @ItsTJRives, @JeffNadu & @CorbieBO 🏈🏀1 PM ET: NFL, CFB & NBA with @DonnieRightSide, Jeff, @NotTheeWillHill, @KyleHunterPicks & @_Noops 🏈 NFL W9 Breakdown 🏆 CFB Picks 🏀 NBA Bets
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NBA Friday Betting Picks – 11/6/26 | NBA Gambling Podcast (Ep. 1160) w/ @xxLontexx & @_Noops 🏀Previewing Friday's Games 👀76ers vs. Cavaliers 💰Lock + Dog + @Underdog Entry 🎧sg.pn/4sNOCtg 📺sg.pn/3WPsClz
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They say if at first you don't succeed then try, try again. In that vein, here are my first TD bets for Ravens/Jaguars tonight: TLaw +1600 Thomas Jr. +2000 Hill +2500 Andrews +3000 Hibner +8000 Cuevas +8000
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Shoutout to Google for keeping it real.
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They say if at first you don't succeed then try, try again. In that vein, here are my first TD bets for Ravens/Jaguars tonight: TLaw +1600 Thomas Jr. +2000 Hill +2500 Andrews +3000 Hibner +8000 Cuevas +8000
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