Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_) header
Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_) profile picture

Asmaa 🍉

@_not__now_

Lay3fou 3lina. I still like cheesecake. 👩‍💻☀🍸🇲🇦 #FreeKoulchi

 The Sunken Place
Joined January 2019
  • Tweets16.8K
  • Following582
  • Followers477
847Media
Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)Photo by Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)
Image from Asmaa 🍉 (@_not__now_)
3
53
2
209
👶🏆
Fred Katz (@FredKatz) profile pictureFred Katz
@FredKatz9h
They did a baby race at halftime in Cleveland and the in-arena host joke interviewed the winning baby, so the baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it. 10 out of 10 halftime entertainment.
107
2,991
240
33,813
1,185,481
I'm at a party and I've taken control of the music. I'm going full millenial, I mean David Guetta and Rihanna prime time millenial. The Gen X are losing it
1
1
6
352
MAMASEY MAMASA MAMAKOSA
2
32
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA NONNNNNNNNN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Allen Ivermectin (@FanSince09) profile pictureAllen Ivermectin
@FanSince0916h
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
1
2
74
@8dadLA have you seen this?
1
1
32
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
adri ♡ (@socialistadri) profile pictureadri ♡
@socialistadri16h
Hasan Piker had barely started his stream when he found out that Dana White was asked to be the new Press Secretary for the Trump Administration. 😭 He was speechless.
225
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) profile picture
Karl Sharro
@KarlreMarks22h
On hearing that Arabic words used in English, the admiral was crimson with rage, he left carrying a cotton, alcohol and coffee shipment in a magazine, travelled by caravan through a desert oasis, where he bought saffron, sugar, syrup, dates, lemons, oranges, and a jar of amber, before consulting an algebra book, checking his almanac, admiring the zenith, and enjoying a leisurely afternoon of zero-stress relaxation on a sofa, surrounded by crimson cushions, with a cup of mocha in his hand.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APNov 5
After winning Michigan’s U.S. Senate race, Abdul El-Sayed used an Arabic term to address Vice President JD Vance during his election night victory speech. But what does “habibi” actually mean?
11
59
1
262
18,598
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
Fav (@favwontmiss) profile picture
Fav
@favwontmissNov 6
Millenials, I love you. I love us. At the risk of sounding totally cringe, I fucking love us. We’re cynics and cycle-breakers. Deeply traumatized and deeply unserious. Clear-eyed and resilient and pragmatic. We’re survivors. We were handed so much hope and so much despair almost simultaneously, and we have become who we needed when we were young. If anyone can save us, it’s us. 🩵💙
44
604
28
3,512
44,274
When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
1,130
8,045
730
84,132
1,350,537
I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
38
1,705
75
11,394
124,537
I've seen every major hyped show out there, this one never got what it's about
CyclesNewness (@cyclesnewness) profile pictureCyclesNewness@cyclesnewnessNov 6
Mind you all of this is just from season 1 alone😭😭😭 #AbbottElementary
2
89
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) profile picture
COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHNov 5
Republicans really lost when they called him Talafreako because millennials don’t take anything serious, and we locked in on that
67
1,057
52
23,183
290,570
Moi aussi j'avais tellement d'avis sur la parenté et maintenant que j'ai un gosse je ferme ma gueule. Wellah you know nothing unless you have them.
6
5
24
3,008
It's a really good day to just let people want or not want kids. Try embracing it.
1
10
388
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
fyra (@fyristic) profile picture
fyra@fyristicNov 5
why is twitter so good - night mode - no relatives - memes - drama - nobody knows if you're online
85
5,966
130
33,575
302,023
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
ایمل 🥀 (@magicladdoo) profile picture
ایمل 🥀@magicladdooNov 4
he’s going to burst into flames
𓂆 (@marissqs) profile picture𓂆@marissqsNov 4
the concept of jd vance having to hold a quran when he swears in abdul
22
7,965
35
159,769
1,001,233
Asmaa 🍉 retweeted
Med ZHIRI (@SIMOZT1) profile picture
Med ZHIRI@SIMOZT1Nov 5
Guide for interacting with Moroccan Twitter: - 🇲🇦 = Proud Moroccan (politically virgin) - 🇲🇦۞ = Moorish (ultra-nationalist) - 🇲🇦🇵🇸 = Moroccan Brother (Muslim Brotherhood / bot account) - 🇵🇸 = Moroccan pan-Arabist (far-left activist) - 🇲🇦🇫🇷 = Moroccan zmagri (authoritarian ) - 🇲🇦🇮🇱 = Moroccan Jew (Zionist) - 🇲🇦☪️ = Moroccan Islamist (Wahhabi online jihadist) - 🇲🇦ض = Moroccan Fassi (right-wing conservative) - 🇲🇦ⵣ = Moroccan Amazigh (indigenous cultural nationalist) - 🇲🇦🇪🇸 = Moroccan sports maniac (Real Madrid fan) - 🇲🇦🇳🇱 = Moroccan diaspora (Riffian nationalist) - 🇲🇦💹 = Moroccan tech bro (self-proclaimed entrepreneur) - 🇲🇦🪙 = Moroccan crypto guy (shitcoin scammer) -🇲🇦 👑= Moroccan monarchist= (Makhzaniste) -🇲🇦 🍷 = Moroccan secular ( single / antinatalist )
Pauline (@PaulinesLove) profile picturePauline@PaulinesLoveNov 4
Guide for interacting with Belgian Twitter 🇧🇪 = Belgian 🇪🇺 = European federalist 🇧🇪🇷🇺 = boomer 🦁/🖤💛/🖤💛💔 = Flemish nationalist 👑 = monarchist 🎗 = N-VA voter 🔻 = PVDA-PTB voter 🇧🇪 + [insert any other European flag outside of Russia] = Belgian who likes to travel a lot
45
16
11
240
25,681
Let's gooo Theo popcorn, the best kind
superstudent (@makrodoserar) profile picturesuperstudent@makrodoserarNov 6
Ethan and Hila conspiring to throw Tamara under the bus so that Ethan can keep streaming and earning money for Hilas child support, Tamara going on Theo Vaughn to tell her story, CONFIRMED BY THE CREW
Image from superstudent (@makrodoserar)
134
الامريكان راح يسمعون ال peak اخيرا
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
120
1,071
125
10,865
460,366
Jellaba 😭
Kemba (@kembageorge) profile pictureKemba@kembageorgeNov 4
I could never bring myself to delete this app
82
Load more