jd · Apr 27, 2026 · 10:08 AM UTC

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jd@_notvanceApr 27

Masterpiece

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Siren the radical feminist · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:53 PM UTC

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Siren the radical feminist@radfemsirenOct 25

Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit

🍭Juicy 🎁@juicy_bergerOct 25

he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀

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President-Elect Toguro · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:07 PM UTC

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President-Elect Toguro

@PresidentToguroOct 26

Imagine your husband ruins your marriage for a zoomer wearing a tung tung tung sahur sweater

Lolcow Uncensored

@LCUncens0redOct 25

Ethan Klein says "I've never touched someone like this before" as his wife watches him apply makeup to his Intern/Mistress Tamara 😬👀🍿

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˖.𖥔 ݁ · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:54 PM UTC

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˖.𖥔 ݁@atreidesposting23h

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:24 PM UTC

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The BWAAAANG when Paul uses the Voice on Irulan

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:09 PM UTC

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DUNE

@dunemovie4h

Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX

Dune: Part Three | Official Final Trailer

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:06 PM UTC

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Holy fuck bro

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:02 PM UTC

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DUNE TRAILER

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:08 PM UTC

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Guy who gets diagnosed with ADHD 3 years into college wonders why his gpa is low

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🚛💨 · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:57 PM UTC

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@CreoleCockpit_9Oct 26

Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium

DailyRapFacts

@DailyRapFactsOct 25

Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”

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jd · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:49 AM UTC

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BLUE MISSISSIPPI BLUE MISSISSIPPI

Headquarters

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Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

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jd · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:58 PM UTC

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On Donald Trump’s soul I’m not drinking on Halloween

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fran · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:06 PM UTC

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fran@gutsfan4Oct 26

this is me at least once a day

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Houston Pitts🇹🇹 · Oct 26, 2026 · 4:38 PM UTC

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Houston Pitts🇹🇹@PittsHoust54938Oct 26

matt corral enjoyer 🇹🇹@MCE0045Jul 28

10-2, L's to Florida and Texas

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Zak · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:58 AM UTC

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Zak@zakcherifOct 26

the liberal winds of Seattle on every Butker kick

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jd · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:54 PM UTC

jd@_notvanceOct 26

Guy whose main takeaway from Dune is how mean the women are to Space Hitler in-training

𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟

@TheNicholasWolfOct 24

Just rewatched Dune and MAN, I forgot how much of a drag Chani is. Just scene after scene of pouting and scowling while Paul unites her people and heroically leads them to victory over the outworlders that have plagued them for centuries. Truly the wettest of blankets.