call me Para :) 🔞 currently iwtv-pilled // no age gets you blocked // do not bring discourse to me or I will lock you in the tomb

They/Them, 25, Queer
Joined February 2020
🧵 THREAD: IWTV Characters as rocks/minerals/crystals!!! 🪨❤️✨
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nicki was armands pet parrot . all locked up in his cage 🦜🦜🦜
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Anyone else is a genuinely insane person and feels a tinge of pride whenever they look at Daniel’s book covers or think about his career… like wait my young bright reporter with a point of view
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet” I made an edit of Cr1tikal going woo and disappearing
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“I think it would be [interesting],” he says, “because there was like a weird spark between [Morgan and Louis]. And I was thinking I’d like to see what happens if he comes back.” (archiveofourown.org/works/60…)
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i love when everyone loves delainey 😭🫶🏽 bored, let’s all love delainey!
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If you follow this person and also me you are very confused
I don’t want to start any discourse but using real genocidal propaganda to flame a ship is crazy work, how ignorant you can be?
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Bush so thick my piss is literally filtered potable water
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it’s always so funny watching sam nerding out about lesmand while jacob is slightly bored and annoyed bc he's a strict loustat monogamist 😭
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My two pixels is better and funnier L + ratio
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Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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Oh Louis de pointe du lac..
Jude Bellingham X Calvin Klein
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what if instead of interview with the vampire it was called big huge fucking balls and penis 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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what if instead of breaking bad it was called big huge fucking balls and penis 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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i never noticed claudia’s burns from the fire were still healing
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shyest people are also the freakiest ones bc what do you mean samstat was on his knees in front of the audience just bc he felt like it
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i love gay halloween cause wdym you misread your ex-wife's signals and leaned in for a kiss but she turned away
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Replying to @failurestat
No wonder how he can fly now!! I’m starting Louis nepo fledgling allegations
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Replying to @wank0gal
i ALWAYS think about it. in the book, lestat credits akasha’s blood for being a reason why he survived the two murder attempts….and to me i think akasha’s blood in turn helped louis survive the drop. lestat gave louis VERYYYY strong blood!!
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