Peter Beard

Gone. I am not here, I am not there, But I am always everywhere, In your mind I have a place, Where memories are stored and placed, I`ve left you now so be so kind and let me stay within your mind, The memories that we`ve made will never leave the place we made.

G'day muppets

On the green baize this morning, made a 40 break at 82 years of age, I was chuffed to bits to say the least, #snooker

Arternoon playmates

Watching Del boy, apparently it has some outdated language, would anyone like to give an example of outdated language, at 82 I am struggling

So, apparently if you keep to yourself and do not bother other people, it bothers other people.

Allo you friggin lot, moins

Mornins team players

Went to supermarket, usually not busy on Mondays, today rammed full, there they were, the panic buyers, getting ready for the government supposed pending fantasy apocalypse.

Arternoon troublemakers

I am not old and clumsy, I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

Arternoon crackpots all

Today's generation will never know what it is like to take 24 photos and have to wait 7 days to see your blurry thumb in 21 of them.

Moins you lot ave a good'un