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philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
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Kurt Vonnegut writes to his dad about selling his first story, on this day in 1949:
(Letters of Note)
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"Amadriade"
By Roberto Ferri. 🖌️🌹
Italian painter.
Oil on canvas. 46.5 × 36 cm.
theres a great cost to being to being an epic gun chungus and its being ignored by the VA after killing some innocent people in a foreign country
The "Call of Duty" movie based on "Modern Warfare" will not feel like a superhero film because the story is about "the cost of war and having to be a warrior."
“If you really look at the missions and the storylines and the characters like Captain Price, Soap, Ghost and Alex, these are complicated humans. These are not, and no disrespect, cartoon characters or comic books," says director Peter Berg. "These are very nuanced storylines; there’s a real soul to the ‘Modern Warfare’ universe. Yes, there’s violence and hardware and equipment and killing. But underneath it, I think the game, and the creators of the game, are really looking at the cost of war, the cost of having to be a warrior who’s, for whatever reason, chosen to put himself between real danger and the rest of us, and the burden that these guys carry.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/c…
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The PBS documentary on Jonestown is genuinely amazing but there’s this great bit about Jim Jones’s career as a door to door pet monkey salesman where they talk to this woman and she’s like Oh yeah I remember Jim Jones. Bought a monkey from him. Anyways the monkey hanged itself.
ah shit why didnt i think of having my opponent keep their arms to their sides while i poke em in the eyes
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boys eat uncrustables to get more bustable girls eat fried chicken to make lies quicken
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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if it’s my first time seeing a movie in the theater i think i would fundamentally rather piss my pants in the seat than miss part of the movie by getting up and peeing

























