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Joined July 2013
I need to decide if I’m hosting Thanksgiving this year. I hosted last year and the people had a time.
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Like Donell Jones this where he wanna be
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I love when a nigga and I are HUNGRY for each other
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My 8th grade science teacher made the class do in depth presentations on STDs, including pictures, and assigned us each one to research. I never played that shit since! 😭
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soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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Unfortunately, both types of men are my type
they jacking off to it dont be fooled
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Last time I twerked, last time I seen the sun
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Me: coming across a genuinely sweet man
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!! i hate when niggas say “you’re taking social media too seriously” no you just think you can play in my fucking face . they know exactly wtf they’re doing .
After being micro-cheated on for 2 years which eventually led to being full blown cheated on….let me tell you something- THAT SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS 😭
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I tear up every time my son says “I love you mommy.” it reminds me that I’m doing everything right and to keep going
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Plies is actually an upstanding citizen in real life. He’s not a convicted felon and he has no criminal record. He has no history of abuse or violence but yall tryna discredit his opinion cus he talked about pretty pussy? Yall the same mfs that get on here and talk about squirting and nutting in hoes.
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go get the moon & bring it to me
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What, you wanna get FLIPPED?
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You broke my heart so you should give me yours
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Reminder to not be nice to ANY of these niggasssss
Let me take my ass home she up making breakfast ion want no girlfriend baby 😭
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People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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My nails are done. Balance is being restored in the world.
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mind you..
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It ain’t nothing like seeing your man pop up in some grillz
I would have this same reaction ns LMAO
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This is actually fuckin crazy what.
Saw some dudes arguing last night and tried to buy one of em a drink to de-escalate. He brushed me off. 30 mins later he was dead after getting in the fight I tried to stop. WELP!
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