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mageza

@_sdvh

AWS Certified Solutions Architect Associate, FINTech || 💍

 Johannesburg, South Africa
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Joined April 2014
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For those fans whose optic nerves have been damaged by Arsenal football, I urge you to tune in to Man City for some beautiful football. Pure art, pure aesthetics. You’ll thank me later.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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faka ushukela kwamasi uphuze khehla ngeke 🤣
Ta’S (@iGhostAccount) profile pictureTa’S@iGhostAccountNov 4
Where can I get a smoothie eHluhluwe?
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can’t stand cape town gqom man, say no to igqom yase wisile
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P@perwiloOct 24
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y i open the app to check the score, and it’s chatting Arteta is on a yellow card??😭😭
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i know. which is why I said ‘except that other one’. he phrased it as if 🦓 is the rule and not the exception.
A1 (@Issa_Ngo) profile pictureA1@Issa_NgoOct 23
He's talking about Investec. The conversation started there
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im reading this tweet with a cap on my head in a meeting rn
Mr Bat (@linda_mot) profile pictureMr Bat
@linda_motOct 22
Coding wearing formal at a bank. I don't know how you guys do it man. Yeah their benefits are nice but their insistence on being in the office says a lot about control
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★@sivvepOct 21
DECLAN GOALLLLLL ! nitter.gq/sivrecap/status/211300…
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Arsenal
@ArsenalOct 21
BATTLING UNTIL THE END ✊
A full-time graphic showing the 2-2 scoreline with an image of Declan Rice.

ALT A full-time graphic showing the 2-2 scoreline with an image of Declan Rice.

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Fork found in the kitchen
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 21
TikTok explorer Ash Dykes' team has lost contact with him for over 16 hours during an expedition through the Congo rainforest He is kayaking 434 miles down a river known for crocodiles and hippos
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
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fit going crazy whoa
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 20
🦎🎶 Dwayne Johnson rocks a new look in New York City alongside child actor Theo Liber on the set of his upcoming film "Lizard Music." 📷: Getty
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Image from TMZ (@TMZ)
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I really am an astronaut and she’s the moon
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😭😭😭😭😭
AkhileDlamini (@NkosiAkhil50291) profile pictureAkhileDlamini@NkosiAkhil50291Oct 19
Replying to @Genesis80579205 @bongyluaziey
Eye fuseg noNkulunkulu ofaka izaza
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★@sivvepOct 18
nitter.gq/sivrecap/status/211186…
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We’ll take that all day
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There's no Zulu word that fascinates me like the word "Oe" and its plural form, "ma-eh".
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.@senchorionOct 15
me "talking her through it":
iraq obama (@ducktelevision) profile pictureiraq obama@ducktelevisionOct 14
inside of you are two fingers
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😭😭😭😭
Mr. Page (@Mcfc_page26) profile pictureMr. Page
@Mcfc_page26Oct 14
Arsenal fans, you have a chance to sit down and let Enzo Maresca school you on how to beat PSG so you don't repeat the same mistakes next time.
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Wow, Madrid ❤️
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