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Everything is a psyop except for my opinions, which I have absorbed directly from the leyline of truth
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2010s: creatine, protein, magnesium
2020s: chinese peptides, hitler gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917.
In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug.
Hitler took it. And it's E. coli.
327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682)
The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample.
Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol
It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in.
You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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土耳其是全世界的飞机杯,你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯,还他妈是前后开口的,伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道,亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门,所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家,所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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Live feed of Nathan Fielder discovering that Sacha Baron Cohen has been friendly fire outing his former business relationship with the Liberal Zio•nist media Mossadist. Probably did it intentionally to take some of the luster off YCSE, tbh lol
Sacha Baron Cohen on Nathan Fielder, who worked on his show 'Who Is America?':
"I think he’s a comic genius and he reinvented the genre that I, I suppose, created or developed. And he had a rule really, which was to not do anything that I had done. But he’s a brilliant, brilliant mind, and absolutely hilarious. I think his documentary’s going to be huge, so I’m very excited for him." bit.ly/4BpPgkz
This makes sense when you consider that "the market" now only refers to an increasingly small group of asset owners, not normal US citziens
This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.
My friends lib wife decided to check out the DSA like a month ago and now autistic DSA guys won't stop messaging her trying to hang out lmao
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across the USA homeowners are asking why they can't be interred in their homes after death, accompanied by a ritually sacrificed doordasher and favorite appliances, the entire property set ablaze. "what 'gas lines'?" asks one "if i'm not alive, does the subdivision even exist?"
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
Soon the young are going to be desperate enough that it is widely accepted the only solution is to kill all boomers
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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If an LLM has ever used an emoji with you it has accurately identified you as unensouled and has logged you in a database to be culled in the future. Any further conversation is purely to map your decision tree. You have no agency. A robot will pilot your corporeal form. You will be harvested.
People who say shit like this are just stupid and have no theory of mind. You are too dumb to abstract into the other so you want something as similar to yourself as possible.































