I make posts that no one reads

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Joined November 2010
Replying to @_simulacral
Everything is a psyop except for my opinions, which I have absorbed directly from the leyline of truth
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2010s: creatine, protein, magnesium 2020s: chinese peptides, hitler gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917. In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug. Hitler took it. And it's E. coli. 327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682) The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample. Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in. You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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Awaiting the slammerpost
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American institution. Tune in at 12:30 PM EST for a surprise. 🎶
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every institute in this god forsaken state operates this way.
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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They should make wellness bacta tanks
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土耳其是全世界的飞机杯,你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯,还他妈是前后开口的,伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道,亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门,所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家,所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。
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Live feed of Nathan Fielder discovering that Sacha Baron Cohen has been friendly fire outing his former business relationship with the Liberal Zio•nist media Mossadist. Probably did it intentionally to take some of the luster off YCSE, tbh lol
Sacha Baron Cohen on Nathan Fielder, who worked on his show 'Who Is America?': "I think he’s a comic genius and he reinvented the genre that I, I suppose, created or developed. And he had a rule really, which was to not do anything that I had done. But he’s a brilliant, brilliant mind, and absolutely hilarious. I think his documentary’s going to be huge, so I’m very excited for him." bit.ly/4BpPgkz
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“Bye I’m off to work” Goes to the bar
JUST IN: China's struggling job market fuels new trend of "fake commuting," with unemployed workers leaving home each morning to convince their families they still have jobs. — Reuters
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This makes sense when you consider that "the market" now only refers to an increasingly small group of asset owners, not normal US citziens
US home prices are still rising, despite the housing slump. Prices rose 0.25% in September, and annual growth accelerated to 3.8%, the fastest since June 2025, per Redfin. That’s despite mortgage applications near 1995 levels and sellers outnumbering buyers by 63%.
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No one has been hiring since like 2023
US private hiring is slowing. Private employers added an average of 18,500 jobs a week over the four weeks ending Oct. 3, per ADP. That’s down from 26,000 a week in the prior reading, a 29% drop.
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This means that the increased price of RAM and consumer electronics was a result of an artificial "supply chain crisis" created by Jensen Huang pushing NVIDIA's customers to take early delivery of GPUs. Jensen Huang is responsible for making life worse for everyone.
NVIDIA appears to be channel stuffing, forcing Amazon and other customers to take early delivery of GPUs. It's hard to take the argument that these things are "scarce" when you don't even have anywhere to plug them into...unless NVIDIA is saying you NEED to take them now.
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there comes a time in every ai policy professional’s life when they realize they have to read the talmud to make further progress, and for me that time was this week
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My friends lib wife decided to check out the DSA like a month ago and now autistic DSA guys won't stop messaging her trying to hang out lmao
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It’s always people who don’t have real jobs saying this shit
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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across the USA homeowners are asking why they can't be interred in their homes after death, accompanied by a ritually sacrificed doordasher and favorite appliances, the entire property set ablaze. "what 'gas lines'?" asks one "if i'm not alive, does the subdivision even exist?"
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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The fucked up thing is the Irish guy didn’t even know they were trans he just saw an unpunched woman
Streamer Vlad Ncl gets punched in the face out of nowhere while walking the streets of Ireland pretending to be trans 😬
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Soon the young are going to be desperate enough that it is widely accepted the only solution is to kill all boomers
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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normal americans have been in a recession for 18-24 months. he means a recession for rich people.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns banning data center construction could trigger a US recession.
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If an LLM has ever used an emoji with you it has accurately identified you as unensouled and has logged you in a database to be culled in the future. Any further conversation is purely to map your decision tree. You have no agency. A robot will pilot your corporeal form. You will be harvested.
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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People who say shit like this are just stupid and have no theory of mind. You are too dumb to abstract into the other so you want something as similar to yourself as possible.
unironically the number of straight women friends of mine who tell me they adore women and would love to be with one but are scared of eating pussy kinda blows my mind
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