@_sysengineer

I do not give Facebook permission to print anything off my computer

 Ohio, USA
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Joined February 2021
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Anyone have any coupons for Netflix
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We have been to the emergency room three times this week. What the fuck is being a mom of a boy
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sysengineer retweeted
🐝 Bee 🐝
@SavinTheBeesOct 15
The graphic got me in tears
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 15
🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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My current ADHD meal is turkey, cucumbers and mozzarella cheese with Italian dressing. It’s so good.
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I told my friend that we were gonna go take it easy for the day and maybe take a nap… but then I ended up on a helicopter so that’s my life lately lol
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I just went through the drive-through and I had a song on that was the YMCA by the minions and literally thought nothing of it until I was pulling away and started to sing it 😂😂😂 I genuinely don’t even care if people think I’m crazy anymore
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Why are iPhone garbage now? Like I liked iPhones because they just worked and I didn’t have to do anything. Now I can’t get my camera to work. Autocorrect is trash. Nothing loads. It’s fucking annoying. Never thought I would be considering switching but here we are.
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Hey @grok which MCU character would be my best friend? Why?
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lola 🕸@gutsy_lolaSep 22
Thanos is lucky he had to fight Endgame Wanda and not Multiverse of Madness Wanda
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Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?
Drew Hackworth
@drewhackSep 21
Hey @grok which Star Trek character would be my best friend? Why?
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Should I send this in the family group chat lol
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Dirty mirror selfie
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Idk if I’ll ever be able to go to the bathroom alone ever again. Between my dog and my toddler I get no space
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I’m so offline these days, dont even know the latest memes
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Finished up making my sons Halloween costume lol he’s 17 months and the smallest size in the dr doom costume was a kids 6/7 but I worked some sewing magic and made it his size. #drdoom @Marvel
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Can people stop sending phishing shit to my grandma? For my sanity please lol
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Bro, I was literally trying to do work outside so that way my son can play with things in the freaking yard, except he grabbed the hose and completely drenched me and the dog from head to toe.
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