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it's just that unreleased songs usually has only the best moments in snippet or has a certain atmosphere around it. when the song releases there's intro, verses, bridges that totally change the vibe of the song so that it doesn't sound that good anymore
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HE’LL NEVER TOUCH A GUN AGAIN! 😳😭
One shot was enough to teach him a lesson he’ll never forget! 💀🔥
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Everybody so obsessed with Artificial Happiness, nobody invented a device that tells you if the orange, pineapple, or watermelon you’re about to buy is sweet or not.
Like a smartwatch, smart glasses, or even something like a metal detector scanner.
I would have owned one. 😂🍉
@grok how do I build a Fruit quality scanner! !
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In the Bacon industry, apart from the stunning process, is there a more peaceful way for processing pigs?!
As a vegetarian, I don’t find this good!!🐖
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Hey @grok, remove the fighter jet that would lose in the highest aerial combat, Explain why it would lose?
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Bellie Eilish when asked the reason she went through a procedure to remove her big breast, she said ‘Rihanna has been my role model and idol and I wish and pray everyday to look just like her, I asked my doctors if there’s a way to reduce my big boobs and they told me it’s possible, so I went for it just to look like Rihanna’
Before. After.
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At dinner, Kenji saw his wife’s payslip on the table. 80,000 yen. He snorted.
“Eighty thousand? If it weren’t for my salary, you couldn’t survive.”
Mika said, “That’s true.”
“Then be more grateful.”
“I thank you every day.”
“Words are cheap. Do you know how much I cover?”
Mika set down her chopsticks. “Do you know what bills I pay every month?”
“Food. Detergent. Stuff.”
“Just that?”
“It’s only 80,000 yen. Not a big deal. Come back and complain when you earn as much as me.”
The guest room door opened. Kenji’s mother walked out with her teacup.
“She already earns more than you,” she said quietly. “In value.”
Kenji blinked. “Mom”
“Your father’s nursing home is 90,000 a month. My heart medication is 12,000. The house payment is 85,000.