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long titties. little hair. I sell knuckle sandwiches. I’m not even real.

ATL HOE
Joined August 2011
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I loveeeeeeeeeeeee(and I cannot stress this enough)eeeeeeeeee a nice rainy night. windows slightly cracked?
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hate to sound like a lying ass n*gga but i got a lot going on
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I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.
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Can’t wait to never do a load of laundry again
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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Falsetto a top 10 sexy song. Shit just sounds like a lap dance
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i don’t wanna work i wanna b in a kitchen cooking wit my butt out smh
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They’ll kill you for being the people’s princess
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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It’s so sexy
I’m attracted to women that know what they want and go after it, simple tingz
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I don’t even know what day of the week it is anymore
Man this is the STRONGEST daylight savings ever dawg. I’ve been fighting for my life when it gets dark
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Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house. change.org/p/house-democrats…
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Kandi created the song/rap trend that influenced music for decades since the 90s/2000s. Her LEGENDARY PEN wrote hits like No Scrubs, Bills3x, Bugaboo, So Good, There You Go etc. Glad to see Kandi get this special recognition and RESPECT in the music industry amongst her peers🤩🔥
#KandiBurruss gets emotional after receiving news she is one of the people being considered for the Songwriters Hall of Fame! 👏🏽👏🏽❤️
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This weather requires cuddles, physical affection, and absolutely no plans.
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microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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i don’t believe in no nut november because im a lady and i should be experiencing immense amounts of pleasure and cum all the time so there’s that
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LATTO!!!
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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they lied about aging because every year i get hotter, happier, and less willing to entertain bullshit
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Still mad the Atlanta Journal-Constitution gave up print when they could’ve had an incredible front page tomorrow.
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