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The amount of money I go through every month is absolutely insane.. the amount I fucked up the last 3 years some people donโt earn in a lifetime wtf ๐ก
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"He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do."
-Fallopians 24:7
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i think the generation who had picnics while they lynched people were worse than the midly cringy teenagers
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.
At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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This truly takes time, passion, and talent
Ole cute bank robber looking shii
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Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. Itโs House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion.
And for anyone who says โobviously this will never get passedโ thatโs not the point. The point is itโs fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. Itโs insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and itโs happening right now in front of our eyes.
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Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.
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JUST IN: IRAN SAYS AMERICA BOMBED THEIR OWN SOLDIERS
โU.S. aircraft were shot down by Iran's air defense fire, and the Americans bombed their own soldiers.โ
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Marco Rubio 2 days ago: โImagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its militaryโ
Trump today: โWe canโt fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our militaryโ
the jokes write themselves.
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I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.
Carry on.
Disgraced Texas megachurch pastor free after 6 months in jail for sexually abusing 12-year-old girl: 'I am deeply sorry' trib.al/DrrUE0U
