Neutral Spaces - Intern

a heartbreaking work of staggering penis

dehydrated shit. a fine shit powder. this is what @AmazonKDP uses for its ink

my prediction: ted cruz announces he's a transwoman to troll the left, trump selects her for the supreme court, cruz's wife files for divorce

horny...for poems

whatever happened to American Dirt? i was hoping to jerk off to the sex scenes in it

I just want to feel Joy (Williams) (again) (sexually)

i call my face "water" fwiw. please pee on water, guy, for my health and heart

true Literature spells it "come". dostoyevsky often wrote of "coming in [his] trousers", for example

*elvis costello voice*. *pissing into ur open mouth* myy aim is truuUuue

i reject the cold, limp dick of the poet

i have concrete evidence that president donald j. trump is in fact a bisexual. i have cellphone photos of him kissing the tip of my penus

the cockening

the ass end of a shitfuck

quick:

when i write poems at night, nocturnal emissions

Fanfiction is just like a bunch of superheros saying shit like "My name is William P. Cisman and I love to get accidentally covered in jizz"

adam corolla actually sucked my nuts in a Loves truck stop bathroom once. this is what makes men, men

if poetry had any value at all, there would be $50,000+ poetry awards. the fact that people never win tens of thousands of dollars for poetry is evidence of the Art's purposelessness

Every author must be rejected. Reject them all. Throw them, into the Pit

i think it's good to publish shitty books. books are bad, we must, make more of them, just as shitty

The Parpiss Review. Uhh, no hold on. Iowa Shitty Workshop? Grant-nuts? Man sorry I suck at this today, hold on, uhhhhhhhh The Bear-Ass Review? does that work?