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Drag Performer, Producer, Host

California, USA
Joined May 2009
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Someone said ADHD people would rather start a business than fold their clothes. 😂
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Well… is it true
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Just know …I understand Britney Spears
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when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life
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ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.
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“you’re not a visionary, you’re just a vendor”
Lauren Sánchez Bezos attends the 2026 Met Gala.
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in a mass surveillance state there are no anon loads
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This. A thousand times this.
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eu falando sozinho no twitter sem nenhuma curtida, nenhum retweet e nenhum comentário
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cardi b actually spilled so bad here i fear😭
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A La Mode retweeted
imagine if bottoms could get pregnant
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her voice was husky from chain smoking, the coke was brewing in her lungs … she had a 6 a.m. call time and crazy glue sunglasses and ONE chance
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A La Mode retweeted
I used to think being in your 30’s would be about settling down, turns out it’s about starting over, healing, & becoming a new version of you
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my mom said she can pick us up from the psych ward if your mom can drop us off
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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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I think having a lover, not a boyfriend not a husband, just a lover who courts you and cares about you and you’re obsessed with each other but live separately without societal pressure is so chic and very hot.
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EXCUSE ME?!?!! 😭
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me at the cinema alone.
going to the cinema alone is a different level of lonely
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my manager was complaining about how unprofessional this new generation is with resigning jobs. he said his last employee quit by sending a message that said “it’s giving shackled. i quit” Imfao
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