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Working on programming languages, systems, and security, or the hard problem of specification. he/him.

Joined March 2021
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If this is true (I have no data one way or the other), it still stands to reason that it would be helpful for code to be in a language where you can _know_ these properties instead of just relying on past performance, right?
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Silly guy who enjoys going to the vet
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NYC Systems is on!
Apologies, NYC Systems is still on tonight. @aaroneline is able to run it! For reasons you all know about, my hands are full so I wouldn’t be able to see you tonight but the show is still on. Now time to email everyone on Luma.
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The buried lede is that this paper cites a paper entitled “My Cat Is Object Oriented”, which is wonderful to have found.
ok new week new topic. what’s everyone’s favorite joke ever made in a PL publication? I think mine is this one (from “The Myths of Object-Orientation” by James Noble)
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We’re gonna have some really great talks this month! Please stop by if you’d like here about either the designs and historical trade offs that prevented STM from catching on, or large scale caching at Figma. nycsystems.xyz/2026/october.…
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Replying to @simonw
@simonw was right, this exhibit is great!
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Instantly on my list
Replying to @thorstenball
Go straight to the Museum of the City of New York to see the scale model of the city currently on display, it's only there until 12th October, it's absolutely stunning mcny.org/exhibition/he-built…
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This talk ruled!
Gave a talk at NYC systems! Thanks for having me @eatonphil @ngeloxyz @aaroneline :)
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To ICFP ‘26!
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Tape IS a snack my cat loves to consume, I must prevent him from gluttonously gobbling kilometer after kilometer of fresh sticky tape
Tape feels like a snack a robot would love to consume, you can just imagine them gluttonously gobbling kilometer after kilometer of fresh sticky tape
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Our lightning talk at NYC systems is Zhenghong Yu presenting Fast, Flexible Datalog for Real World Systems!
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I require an offshore base. Imagine what I could accomplish with an offshore base of operations.
You may not be interested in "offshore is nuts" Friday, but "offshore is nuts" Friday is interested in you
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Remembering the last eclipse, where a friendly neighborhood astronomy nerd had his telescope set up on the common balcony, happily sharing the view with everyone.
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Replying to @AmericanAir
@AmericanAir has now refused to refund my flight. Unbelievable.
Replying to @AmericanAir
@AmericanAir absolutely awful experience today. Hotel voucher didn’t work and I’m now stranded in Norfolk. Hotel won’t honor voucher.
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