
Co-Founder, Executive Creative Director @elevationbrand. Father to 2 amazing women & 1 sweet, tiny dog. Wine & music lover. Author of countless taglines.
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ALT 🐓 "POV: You thought you could sleep in... in Key West. WRONG. Meet your new alarm clock. No snooze button. No volume control. Zero respect for your hangover. Local Pro Tip: That's not just ANY rooster... That's Kevin. (Yes, we name them. No, they don't care.) He's got a 5-star rating on Yelp for: • Consistency (4:37 AM, every damn day) • Volume (puts metal bands to shame) • Attitude (unbothered by your complaints) • Fashion sense (just LOOK at that strut) To the tourist who asked if we can "do something about the roosters": Honey... These boys survived hurricanes, tourists, and spring break. They OWN these streets. We just pay rent here. Fun fact: Key West roosters are legally protected. Which means Kevin has more rights than your emotional support iguana. (And he knows it.) P.S. To the bartender at Green Parrot who leaves bread crumbs out... We see you enabling this behavior. And we respect the chaos. #KeyWestLife #RoosterMafia #IslandLife #NoSleepTillBrunch #ChickenDontCare




















