Adam Brown

If you were at the top Langford car park driving an old light coloured Fiesta (light blue maybe) and heard a car beeping that’d be me. Your kid twice opened their door into my car door, while I was in it, you drive off, I’ve now a chipped door. Thanks arsehole.

I’ve made the jump, not much Jersey content over there but we can change that, come say hello 👋 @adam-brown.bsky.social

On ferries I’m told St Malo only has two berths (ports or docks or whatever called) that can take passenger/roll on/off ships so would they want to be at capacity with two CI ships at the same time given dictated by tide?

If you’re familiar with John Carpenter’s The Fog there are eerie parallels with Jersey and it is #halloween2024 so it’s apt but also, there could simply be a problem with the kitchen at the yacht

#staycation the art deco inspired air vent is delightful and the trellis is a nice touch

My goodness £4.75 for fizzy pop, in a local retailer, it must be hot 🥵

I’ll say one thing about getting #Oasisticket it’s a great day for nerds like me who like to see (not receive) error messages 🤓

To buy an eSIM I must verify my ID?? To use roaming data, I need to prove who I am? This smells of data grab and a fundamental lack of know how technology can be used anonymously

I’m not going to name and shame the restaurant. £5.50 for a kids build your own 4 item breakfast, apparently the sausage counts as 2 items 🤨. The compensation was a slice of toast for each kid.

Drinking every time #AI was mentioned was a bad idea 😵‍💫 – at Saint Brelade, Bailiwick of Jersey

If Jersey is ever serious about Fort Regent they could learn a lot from how Ljubljana Castle has been restored. Modern structural architecture inside and flawlessly retains the outside character

Digital Jersey does it better but I do think there’s room for a statue outside The Hub, @TonyMoretta holding a phone with the parking app maybe? #legacy

Good job we brought the hybrid not the full ev away on holiday. Great job blocking the charging points

I’ve been an electric car owner for two weeks and of the many advantages over ICE is the instant torque acceleration that helps me overtake cyclists is my favourite – at Saint Clements, Bailiwick of Jersey

Sometimes you are so unwell it calls for you to break out the Albanian brandy 🤒

So it’s possible for my car to connect to the internet but only update its software via USB 😫. #Schrödingersfirmware

Shout out to all the event organisers organising breakfast #InternationalWomensDay events on #WorldBookDay2024 forcing parents to do one or the other or both badly.

Despite the weather Jay and the team from @JerseySport have put on great Learn to Ride sessions for both our kids this half term. Highly recommend for young wheelers of any age or confidence levels. Great job guys. – at Saint Helier, Bailiwick of Jersey

Off island tomorrow, if anyone needs me I’ll be in the Harvester hoping to bump into Greg Wallace. – at Saint Clements, Bailiwick of Jersey

Sometimes I miss cash, paying for something costing 97p and handing over 50p and x3 20ps was perhaps the most mind boggling transaction ever possible