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thank you @ForbesUnder30 for helping me fulfill my dream of being on the “Forbes 30 Under 30 to federal prison pipeline.” I promise to go to jail for something cool like tax evasion or racketeering and not something lame like crypto or shilling a fraudulent AI tech start up🥰
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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i like astoria because i get to wake up and decide if i want to go to the afghan coffee shop, the bengali coffee shop, the filipino coffee shop, the egyptian coffee shop, the japanese coffee shop, the yemeni coffee shop, or the greek coffee shop
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i am the only person who can correctly rank taylor swift's entire discography. my ranking would bring world peace and nobody would disagree with it
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If Vivek Ramaswamy tried this, his "base" will slow roast him over coals before feeding him to cannibals.
Mamdani's base doesn't care - it's a large, inclusive tent.
Which is why a Mamdani is a FAR better ally of American Hindus than a Ramaswamy.
This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami.
We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga.
It was an honor to come together in joy, faith, and community in temples across our city — especially after the attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Illinois last week.
May we all join together in our shared responsibility to stand against hate and care for one another.
Jai Mata Ki.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I don’t like getting too in the weeds about a film that just came out, but I have some general things to say:
YCSE is not asking “did she do it?” but rather “why can’t she admit she did it? what kind of person is that?”
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Everyone has gone completely insane. Normally functioning brains don’t produce takes like this
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes.
NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny?
ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something?
BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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On the last day of Navratri, @NYCMayor jumps in to play Garba!
