Abe Bermudez

Please don’t come to me for advice… there’s a high chance will just end up at Buffalo Wild Wings 😝

4 something in the morning and I had to take a dookie, Doing by business like 😊💩🧐 I’m out of toilet paper….. what the fuck do I do now?

Today I tried making sushi 😋 I ended up ordering some instead 🙃

Me: I think ima take a quick nap 😴 Nap: nah bitch ima take you 😈 Me: wakes up hours later to darkness confuse, scared and violated 😒

This just reminds me of how I have no friends 😒

I really thought I did something lmao turns out I didn’t 😳

People are being very brave during quarantine, texting me like “I miss you buddy, when things get better we should hang out” All I know is when thing do recuperate, I expect every single one of you to keep your fucken word and “hang out” lol 😂 no take backs

Lmao true story

Sicc👎 thicc👍

Next week be like this

I honestly thought today was Thursday 🤯

Just woke up 😳... it’s almost 1pm

Normally I don’t mind a little rain or gloomy days but dam this weather just got 3 shoots canceled 😒

Me dancing to the gods for the sun to come out

Can we push 2020 to October as well 🤷🏽‍♂️