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Joined April 2020
I just want to bounce back man, I really miss my spark.
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Was he trying to toss her back in the ocean?
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my friend’s ex came looking for her at my home with my whole family being home. don’t know how he got my address
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why did you delete thousands of hours of content of Palestinians documenting the genocide in Gaza???
drop a pic of your A Court of Splintered Harmony reading setup. we want to see the vibes. #ACOTAR
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Rewatching this as an adult, I finally see why the ladies were impressed 😭
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
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“Some men will make you feel like the most beautiful woman alive until they find someone new. They will cheat, lie, and still blame you for their mistakes. The harsh truth is that some men don’t want a loyal woman; they want a woman they can control while doing whatever they want.
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“Her partner forced her” you misspelled “raped”.
A postpartum women showed up to the ER with her anus so destroyed she needed surgery to fix it. Her partner forced her into it because I said "nothing in the vagina for 6 weeks" and this low life convinced her she had to do that to keep him happy. Men are not lonely enough.
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EXACTLY! Cause when y’all make those bundles comments, it’s disgusting and degrading. Stop embarrassing us with those bundles comments, STOP.
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I lied to a regular customer that we discontinued his favorite pastry because he made our teenage cashier cry I work at a small bakery. Until a couple months ago we had this regular who came in every Tuesday morning, almost exactly at opening, to buy four lemon bars. He'd been coming for years. Everybody knew his order. Everybody also hated serving him. He complained constantly. If the box wasn't folded neatly enough he'd make us redo it. If the price went up he'd argue as if the person behind the register had personally decided that. He once made me count his change out twice because he didn't believe I'd given him the correct amount. One morning he came in while our newest cashier was working. She's 17, it was her second week, and she accidentally charged him for five bars instead of four. She immediately noticed, apologized and corrected it before taking his payment. He still went off on her. Asked whether they taught math at her school and said something about how nobody wants to work anymore because young people are idiots. She held it together until he left, then cried in the back. The following Tuesday I was opening alone. He walked in and asked for his usual. I told him we'd discontinued the lemon bars. We hadn't. There were six of them cooling on a rack behind me. He looked genuinely upset and asked why. I said they weren't selling well enough to justify making them anymore. He complained about how businesses always get rid of the good stuff and left without buying anything. He came back the next Tuesday to check. I told him the same thing. That was about two months ago. I haven't seen him since. We still make lemon bars every morning. They actually sell pretty well. I didn't tell my boss what I did. I know it wasn't my decision to make, and I deliberately lied to a paying customer because I personally wanted him gone. If he ever finds out, I could probably lose my job over it. But our new cashier doesn't flinch every time the door opens anymore. I'm not especially proud of lying. I'm also not sorry that I did it.
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When you finally meet someone equally as weird and goofy as you>>>
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me forcing my man to do everything with me cause i’m a baby
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me when we not arguing
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You girl cheated, this is what you should do next:
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Dating is scary nowadays bc wdym I have to accept micro cheating and lusting or get called controlling and crazy
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why men go to gym after break up like bro the problem wasn't your body it was your head try mental hospital instead…
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The first frame sleeps by 9pm because she gotta be up early for her bank teller job at wells Fargo and the second frame is unemployed.
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF GIRLS IN THIS WORLD
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i want to do this so bad 🥹🥹
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tossed him so calm like a bag of laundry 🤣
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the fact he asked her to name 12 states and she said that’s not personal to me , his response was exactly??? is he slow? 😭
When Bobbi Althoff asked Nick Cannon to name all 12 of his kids, but he forgot some of them 😳
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millenials learned that they shouldn't slap their kids but never learned why, meaning you have an entire generation raised by parents who are performing Stasi Zersetzung operations on them....
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that feeling when mental exhaustion hits so hard that I don't even have the will to get up
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