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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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Mark Ruffalo, I’m in SAG-AFTRA just like you. Our union dues are capped at the first $1 million in covered earnings. That means high earners like yourself don’t pay work dues on earnings above that amount.
Why not voluntarily contribute more to help fellow actors who are struggling to afford healthcare and make ends meet?
You’re criticizing Elon Musk over wealth, taxes and accountability. Maybe start by looking at the system you benefit from. Sound familiar?
Elon, you goofy. 🤪Crashing out, because you don’t want to pay taxes. Don’t want some oversight into all the government money and contracts you made off with. Don’t want anyone looking into exactly what the F you did with DOGE. And whining about loosing an election. 🤪That’s part of democracy, bro. Welcome to America. This isn’t some South Africa back in the day 💩. You will get use to it. Sometimes you lose. Believe me. That’s what politics is. Oh. And. Watch the Elon Musk doc. It’s wild.
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BREAKING: Prime Minister Viktor Orban’s director calls out Barack Obama over his comments about democracy in Hungary.
“Barack Obama is not concerned about democracy, he is concerned about preserving the dominance of the liberal elite.”
Perfectly said.
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🚨 BREAKING: A Biden federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to SCRUB its "$5,000 to Americans" video from every government website and social account, just days before the midterms — so Americans are BLASTING IT EVERYWHERE
Judge Jennifer Rochon of SDNY sided with liberals, ruling the ad was likely "propaganda" funded by taxpayers
She also ordered two more ads pulled: "Every Democrat Voted Against No Tax on Tips" and "Cost of Socialism." 🤯
DIRECT INTERFERENCE BY A JUDGE
Share it far and WIDE 🇺🇸
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This is insane
A federal judge in SDNY just ordered that this video of Trump offering $5000 if Republicans win the elections had to be DELETED
It would sure be a shame if we all made it go viral again!
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Please RT NOW!
🚨DOJ Announces $25M “Assisting Neighborhoods and Governments with Enforcement of Laws” (ANGEL) Grant Opportunity for Local Law Enforcement in Honor of Americans Killed by Illegal Aliens and Illicit Drugs
@AGToddBlanche announced this competitive funding opportunity at the first Attorney General’s Summit on Victims of Violent Crime
Read more: justice.gov/opa/pr/doj-annou…
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Legacy media REFUSED to show you a SINGLE SECOND of President Trump's speech and historic state dinner with Xi Jinping tonight at the White House
So here's the ENTIRE thing, from start to finish, with translations for Xi's speech
DO NOT LET LEGACY MEDIA KEEP YOU IN THE DARK
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There is now an entire generation alive which doesn’t have its own memories of 9/11
This video is for them. It shows what it looked like when Islamist terrorism arrived in the USA
Never forget…
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This video of 9-11 in 2001 is trending in 2026 because many are saying it's the first time they've seen the video. It shows the plane hitting the second tower.
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I am releasing my documentary on the Islamic takeover of Manhattan.
I speak to the Islamic Council of America's leadership in the lower east side and they say if you're a good human being you should have no issue waking up to the call to prayer in NYC.
I uncover hundreds of thousands of dollars of foreign money from Morocco and other muslim countries funneled into this Lower East Side mosque just by speaking to people there.
You'll see close to 500 bikes outside this mosque since most of the African delivery drivers in Manhattan are Muslim. They're giving illegal haircuts out on the street right outside a playground, making it virtually unusable for NYC families.
A man from Pakistan running a halal shop across from the mosque tells me they voted for Mamdani only because he's a muslim and that they "of course" want the call to prayer at 5 in the morning.
Some locals have already marked this area as a no go zone and they tell me that.
The best way to support my reporting is to subscribe on X.
If you want to know exactly what the locals think as well as hear from the migrants themselves, the 2nd half of the documentary is out on YouTube right now.
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HSI LA is committed to protecting the integrity of elections in California and the country as a whole.
THE CRACKDOWN ON VOTER FRAUD CONTINUES.
Great work by @HSILosAngeles investigating Darwin Jonathan Rivera Flores, a Honduran national federally charged with unlawfully registering to vote in California and falsely claiming to be a U.S. citizen.
HSI and our law enforcement partners will continue hunting down election fraudsters and protecting the integrity of American elections.
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Are DSA socialists using teachers unions as a host vector to infiltrate & infect our K-12 schools? Yes.
Are DSA socialists trying to blame antisemitism on Jews? ALSO yes.
Check out this event tomorrow night in Philly - Adam Sanchez of Rethinking Schools (an ally of the National Education Assoc. (NEA) & American Fed. of Teachers (AFT) unions) will be speaking on the above.
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Measles questions.
Let’s be clear- when the Governor comes into our county and holds a press conference with PA Department of Health and Penn Medicine Lancaster general Health and states there were two “measles-associated deaths” here, with the underlying assertion that the two people died FROM measles, and they are the first deaths from measles in 35 years, and that announcement sets off numerous media reports uncritically repeating that two people died FROM measles in Lancaster County, and Lancaster County elected officials then get questions about this – it is totally fair for me to ask for relevant information on those deaths.
Asking questions is not “pro-measles.”
Asking for information that should have been provided at the press conference is not “anti-science.”
It is simply wanting the whole story for my constituents.
When officials who hold a big press conference and make big headlines – those officials owe us more than the headlines. They owe us the whole truth. They owe us accurate information by which the people of Lancaster County can make decisions about their health and safety.
It has been about 24 hours since the press conference. We do not have any answers. Of course journalists should also be asking these questions rather than uncritically repeating something.
Any deaths from measles are required by law to be reported to the Lancaster County Coroner’s Office. I have spoken at length with both a senior staff member from that office and the Coroner himself. They currently have zero measles deaths in Lancaster County. They have one death of a person who died WITH measles, but not from measles. We do not know if the state is counting that one. Nor do we know anything about the other death that officials reported yesterday.
Is there an unlikely scenario where a patient from here got measles and sought care outside of Lancaster County and died there and it was reported to another county coroner? Yes. I am open to that or other unlikely possibilities. But if one of these unlikely scenarios is the case, the people holding the press conference had, and currently have, a responsibility to provide that information.
The law DOES allow release of more information. Demographic information that does not identify the patient may be released.
I reached out to Penn Medicine LGH. No response.
I reached out the Governor’s office. No response.
I talked with our Lancaster County Department of Public Safety Director. He has no additional information from the state.
I asked questions this morning at our Board of Commissioners meeting of Commissioner Alice Yoder who was at the press conference yesterday and is a former official at Penn Medicine LGH. She did not have any answers. (This exchange is on video and will be available later today.)
So as of right now, we have ZERO information that corroborates the idea that there were two measles deaths in Lancaster County. Again, everything stated could be accurate. But no one in authority has been able to say that, nor have they even tried to say it.
To me it is a big deal if the Governor comes in and gives a press conference and then no one can or will identify simple details around what was stated and what then generated major news stories.
Transparency is owed to the people.
It is incumbent on those who held the press conference to clear this up.
Immediately.
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Governor Shapiro's unseemly rush to Lancaster County to convene a national press conference and his giddy delight in announcing two measles deaths was a morose commentary on the contemporary political dialogue. The performance was a replay of the Democrats' COVID playbook: fearmongering, misinformation, finger-pointing, and the weaponization of infectious disease fears for political gain.
The announcement appears to have been premature, and the deaths may even have been altogether fabricated by one of the Governor's hopeful staffers. The Lancaster County Coroner says that it has no record of any measles deaths. State law requires that all measles deaths be reported to the coroner.
Governor Shapiro shattered tradition and violated standard public health policy by refusing to share information with the County Health Department or CDC.
Since I have been in office, CDC has had a superb record of cooperation, information sharing, and professionalism with blue- and red-state governors and health officials. Those collaborations have resulted in effective control of the global measles outbreak in this country.
Governor Shapiro got his headlines. He correctly gambled that the slavish mainstream media would dutifully amplify his scolding without any effort to check his facts.
Measles questions.
Let’s be clear- when the Governor comes into our county and holds a press conference with PA Department of Health and Penn Medicine Lancaster general Health and states there were two “measles-associated deaths” here, with the underlying assertion that the two people died FROM measles, and they are the first deaths from measles in 35 years, and that announcement sets off numerous media reports uncritically repeating that two people died FROM measles in Lancaster County, and Lancaster County elected officials then get questions about this – it is totally fair for me to ask for relevant information on those deaths.
Asking questions is not “pro-measles.”
Asking for information that should have been provided at the press conference is not “anti-science.”
It is simply wanting the whole story for my constituents.
When officials who hold a big press conference and make big headlines – those officials owe us more than the headlines. They owe us the whole truth. They owe us accurate information by which the people of Lancaster County can make decisions about their health and safety.
It has been about 24 hours since the press conference. We do not have any answers. Of course journalists should also be asking these questions rather than uncritically repeating something.
Any deaths from measles are required by law to be reported to the Lancaster County Coroner’s Office. I have spoken at length with both a senior staff member from that office and the Coroner himself. They currently have zero measles deaths in Lancaster County. They have one death of a person who died WITH measles, but not from measles. We do not know if the state is counting that one. Nor do we know anything about the other death that officials reported yesterday.
Is there an unlikely scenario where a patient from here got measles and sought care outside of Lancaster County and died there and it was reported to another county coroner? Yes. I am open to that or other unlikely possibilities. But if one of these unlikely scenarios is the case, the people holding the press conference had, and currently have, a responsibility to provide that information.
The law DOES allow release of more information. Demographic information that does not identify the patient may be released.
I reached out to Penn Medicine LGH. No response.
I reached out the Governor’s office. No response.
I talked with our Lancaster County Department of Public Safety Director. He has no additional information from the state.
I asked questions this morning at our Board of Commissioners meeting of Commissioner Alice Yoder who was at the press conference yesterday and is a former official at Penn Medicine LGH. She did not have any answers. (This exchange is on video and will be available later today.)
So as of right now, we have ZERO information that corroborates the idea that there were two measles deaths in Lancaster County. Again, everything stated could be accurate. But no one in authority has been able to say that, nor have they even tried to say it.
To me it is a big deal if the Governor comes in and gives a press conference and then no one can or will identify simple details around what was stated and what then generated major news stories.
Transparency is owed to the people.
It is incumbent on those who held the press conference to clear this up.
Immediately.
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We have Muslim fatigue.
The gang rapes.
The terrorism.
The killing of little girls who enjoy music.
The hatred of women and girls.
The special courts.
The anti semitism.
The hate preachers.
The marches.
The violence.
The call to prayer.
The public prayers.
The complaining about christian preachers.
The pauses in football games for skipping lunch.
The nicabs.
The school kids visiting mosques.
The ramadan lights.
The ramadan messages on TV and by public figures. The cruel slaughter.
The hatred of the West.
The hatred of women.
The barbarism.
The inbreeding.
The censorship.
The two tier justice.
The capture of our institutions.
We're tired of it.
Islam is a vile woman hating cousin marrying child rape appeasing death cult.
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DiJonai Carrington for clotheslining Sophie Cunningham then posting "white privilege" while appropriating white culture with fake ass straight blonde hair.
Retard of the day 🥇
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO 🚨
Muslim Michigan Democrat US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed caught on camera telling Michigan voters who criticized his refusal to condemn Sharia Law, “you might not hate Muslims, but Muslims definitely hate you!”
In a shocking video captured on May 10, 2018 at a Michigan Press Association Forum, Abdul El-Sayed, who was running for Governor of Michigan at the time, erupted at Michigan State Senator Patrick Colbeck after Colbeck @pjcolbeck called El-Sayed out on stage for his affiliations with the Muslim Brotherhood and his support for Sharia Law:
"You may not hate Muslims, but Muslims definitely hate you”, El-Sayed shouted at Senator Colbeck and the audience into the microphone.
In the video, you can hear members of the audience gasp in disbelief when El-Sayed had his mask off moment, exposing his own Islamic jihadist rage toward non-Muslims and Amercians.
El-Sayed is of Egyptian descent, and he signed a pledge in support of Mohamed Morsi and the Egyptian branch of the Muslim Brotherhood, a US designated Islamic terrorist organization. I exposed this in 2018.
This is disqualifying!
If Abdul El-Sayed as a Muslim candidate for US Senate in Michigan hates Americans and non-Muslims, he should move to Egypt and drop out of the US Senate race.
Share this video everywhere!
@SenateGOP @SenateDems @MikeRogersForMI @MalloryMcMorrow @FBI @JamesBlair47 @SecScottBessent @marcorubio @MIGOP @SenSchumer
🚨EXCLUSIVE 🚨
Muslim Michigan Democrat US Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed signed a pledge in support of Mohamed Morsi, the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. This branch of the Muslim Brotherhood has been designated by the Trump administration and US government as an Islamic terrorist organization. @SecScottBessent @SecRubio
The video of Morsi pledging his support for Sharia and Jihad has been on my YouTube for 7 years and this should disqualify @AbdulElSayed, an Egyptian Muslim, from being able to run for office.
Source: nitter.gq/lauraloomer/status/204…
The document was originally in Arabic, which is why Abdul never thought it would be found, and in 2018, my former colleagues and I had it translated into English, and I exclusively broke this story when Abdul was running for Governor of Michigan in 2018.
In 2018, I travelled to Dearborn, Michigan where I investigated Abdul on the ground and produced a 30 minute mini documentary about Abdul’s ties to Jihadis and Marxists. The documentary is on my YouTube channel for those who wish to watch it.
This is the original document. Abdul’s name is highlighted below. He uses multiple spellings of his name (a common Islamic tactic) to cover up and hide his public proclamations of support for Islamic terrorists.👇🏻
In a sane country, this document I published would disqualify Abdul El-Sayed from running for US Senate. He should be forced to drop out of his campaign, and he should immediately be investigated by the @FBI for supporting a designated Islamic terrorist organization, and pledging his support to its criminal leader Mohamed Morsi.
“Statement by supporters of Morsi in America supports his decisions and calls for "cleansing the media and the police"
“A group of Egyptians in the United States issued a statement in support of President Mohamed Morsi's recent decisions issued last Thursday, demanding the president of what they called the media and police clean up as soon as possible.”
Disqualifying!
RECEIPTS 👇🏻
@SenateGOP @SenateDems @MalloryMcMorrow @MikeRogersForMI @JohnJamesMI @FBIDirectorKash
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So what if a Muslim wins an election in America and becomes a congressman or senator? Why is that any different from an Italian winning an election?
Let me tell you.
An Italian has a national identity, Italian, that is tied to a defined territory: the borders of Italy.
He may celebrate Italian holidays, follow Italian politics, send money home, or even dream of returning one day. None of this is inherently antithetical to the American nation-state.
The Italian American immigrant does not believe Ohio is part of Italy. His attachment is territorial. It is confined to a nation whose boundaries are recognized by everyone, including himself.
Islam presents something fundamentally different.
Islam is not merely a religion practiced by people from many nations. Muslims belong to a single civilization that transcends every nation.
A Muslim may be Egyptian, Pakistani, Nigerian, Bosnian, or Indonesian, but he belongs to something larger than the nation-state: the ummah.
The ummah is not a country with fixed borders. Its political horizon encompasses the entire world.
That is why Muslims repeatedly say that Islam will enter every home.
The ummah is not Italy. It has no border because it is the entire world.
This transnational identity is fundamentally antithetical to the American national sovereignty.
An Italian American may work to advance Italian causes, but those causes remain bounded by Italy.
A Jewish American may work to advance Israel’s interests, but those interests remain tied to a particular state with defined borders.
No Italian wants Italy to govern America. No Jew wants Israel to govern America. Muslims want Islam to rule America.
Islam is a state being presented to Americans as a religion, and Americans are electing Islamic politicians to rule them without realizing that they are electing citizens of another country whose priorities will never be American.