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Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2019
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& as much as you think I care about health and fitness - don’t bring no air fried plantain near me. INVOLVE THE OIL!
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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eu quando não concordo, mas também não tenho energia pra explicar o porquê:
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The fact that tomorrow is Monday does not sit well with me I do not wanna see these fuck ass coworkers toma
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When you can feel your period coming but it’s taking it’s sweet time<<<
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when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life
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When i tell my parents a joke and it turns into a lecture
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Me stopping myself from cussing my boss out when he makes me angry
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My goal is to become that pleasant older lady that young women enjoy having conversations with.
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me when i start using my own money and realize how expensive i am
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me looking at the menu even though i'm going to get the same thing as usual
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Five Below and Dollar Tree really gotta change the name. Niggas false advertising
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Frankly they should leave it like this forever
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Scenes that I never thought I would see, a Dance off between the Scottish and Haitians fans 🇭🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 This is what soccer is about, bringing people together and forgetting our differences. Love this!
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still can't believe the spurs had the gall to play the spongebob music during the starting 5 announcement down 3-1
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went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me
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