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Aaron Carter Bates, Esq.

@acarterbates

Attorney to all (@BatesLawPLLC), consigliere & hired gun for few / FSU B.A. & FSU J.D. / Habitual line-stepper / #GoNoles 🍢

 Orlando, FL
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Joined January 2009
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No, the 2013 @FSUFootball National Championship team is. P.S. I feel like I have to re-argue this point AT LEAST once a year 😩😂
Premium College Football (@PremiumCFB) profile picturePremium College Football@PremiumCFB10 Dec 2021
I am once again asking you… Is the 2019 #LSU team the greatest of all time? 😳 @JJettas2 @Real10jayy__
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Breaking News: The Supreme Court fixes racism… 🙄😂
Adam Liptak (@adamliptak) profile pictureAdam Liptak@adamliptak24 Jan 2022
BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to hear challenge to affirmative action programs at Harvard and University of North Carolina
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EvilTwin728 👑😈@EvilTwin72821 Jan 2022
Replying to @acarterbates
What a great tweet! 🤣🤣
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Welp.
WBC24 (@WBC24News) profile pictureWBC24
@WBC24News21 Jan 2022
Singer Meat Loaf died after falling seriously ill with COVID-19, according to TMZ. He had previously spoken out against vaccine mandates and COVID rules, saying: "If I die, I die, but I’m not going to be controlled"
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One thing I find hilarious about my life as a lawyer is that I almost never pick up the phone - and reach out to who you assume I would reach out to FIRST - when a client is in a jam and needs legal help lol. It's almost always someone unexpected…
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Again, don’t we thank Jimbo for this? I don’t think he was wrong about all of his unaddressed complaints about the admin and program in. Tallahassee… #GoNoles 🍢
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Just an “intern” didn’t catch the attention of POTUS; she’s clearly bright and hilarious…
Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) profile pictureMonica Lewinsky (she/her)
@MonicaLewinsky18 Jan 2022
Replying to @beckkubrick
*pulls up a chair*
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I’m hoping at some point, the method to my madness will make sense to someone other than me… 😭
peyton (@penotpa) profile picturepeyton@penotpa18 Jan 2022
Live look at me and Aaron working
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In other words, the #GoGators have been incredibly overrated during the last decade, and their Fanbase remains one of the most delusional in all of college sports. FSU & UGA have national titles since 2013. The Gators? 😭
Clay Wells (@claybwells10) profile pictureClay Wells
@claybwells1017 Jan 2022
Since Florida’s last national title in 2008: One top 5 finish 3 losing seasons Zero SEC Championships Five different Head Coaches 5-7 vs FSU 6-7 vs UGA 4-9 vs LSU (with one notable shoe throw) 0-8 vs Alabama And has had to watch each of the 4 win a natty since ‘08. POVERTY
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I don't care what anybody says, being a Cowboys fan is tortuous. Specifically, remembering the triplets and how far that is in the past. We haven't won a playoff game in 30 years lol. I hate everything. #DALvsSF
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I hate Mike McCarthy 😑 #SFvsDAL
Aaron Carter Bates, Esq. (@acarterbates) profile pictureAaron Carter Bates, Esq.@acarterbates16 Jan 2022
I came in 100% expecting the @dallascowboys to lose, so this score is 0% surprising 😂 #SFvsDAL
I came in 100% expecting the @dallascowboys to lose, so this score is 0% surprising 😂 #SFvsDAL
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Josh Allen just put a bow on this brutalization… #PatsvsBills
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Aaron Carter Bates, Esq.@acarterbates15 Jan 2022
Replying to @glowlikeleroy @krakencalamari @Moorelife1 @primediscussion @Vanglorious13
Right. Deion seems smart enough to not get in his own way AND to listen to good advice. He’s not my top choice, but I would be OK with him.
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How many not very bright people do you think died as a result of President Donald Trump’s incompetence or inhumane policies? Aren’t we CLEARLY over 500k dead thx to the mail order steak salesman who’s dad was a slum lord? #GOPCoup
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He is another Donald Trump. He began believing his own headlines and went from a decent comedian who hosted Fear Factor and knows MMA, to a respected authority on stuff he’s not even remotely qualified to opine on like vaccines and Covid 😭💀 FOH Joe…
shut up, josh (@ChiefJosheola) profile pictureshut up, josh
@ChiefJosheola15 Jan 2022
Pride and ego will kill a man faster than anything else.
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Be easyyyyyy. We’re working on it… 😎 @biggameJames_36
Fifth Quarter 🍢FSU 🍢 (@fifthquarterfsu) profile pictureFifth Quarter 🍢FSU 🍢
@fifthquarterfsu13 Jan 2022
Florida law needs to be changed ASAP
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#GoGators 😭
CALEB PRESSLEY (@calebpressley) profile pictureCALEB PRESSLEY
@calebpressley12 Jan 2022
Jim McElwain & The Shark
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Someone tell my friend here that there is very little I won't approve in order to get us back to 2013. I'm talking 1980s, Dennis Erickson’s Miami / SMU levels of “competition”… 😭 #GoNoles 🍢
🌵 GREG NELSON 🌵 (@fsunelson) profile picture🌵 GREG NELSON 🌵@fsunelson11 Dec 2021
Replying to @acarterbates @FSUFootball
Best Twitter feed in 2021. Thanks for the reminders and reassuring us Noles who is the greatest of all time. U da man NoleFam 🙌👊👍
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(Jimmy Johnson was the 80s, but you get my drift)
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