Minors DNI π Amanda. 30-something. She/her. Asexual π³οΈβπ. CRM Archaeologist. Gamer. Nerd. Living life one discovery and test hole at a time.
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Can I run fast? No. Am I good at video games? No. Do I know how to ballroom dance? No. But neither can penguins, and you're on my twt page, so what's up? Nice to meet you. Welcome to my tracker of hyperfixations.
*sigh* Born to write fic, forced to work 8-5...and ofc all the best ideas happen during work hours when I can do nothing about it.
Look, I know there is human au gasper fics. But my mind for whatever reason just realized ai could make Guy just a normal dude and still have Jasper be a vampire. Idk why its blowing my mind...Considering it for my Cleaner!Guy au...
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half-assed #gasper secretary au. talamasca withdrawals so bad.....
Got my ticket πΉπ©Έπ¦
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The blood knows no borders.
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It's becoming increasingly clear that the AO3 hack was orchestrated by the United States government to destabilize young voters during midterms
I just love that the character that is 'you' in the mobile game always just has the laptop. It makes the fact when you do the group poses hilarious. Also, bro you're in the jungle!
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βyou handled it so wellβ no, i didnβt, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself
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If you see this post - donβt go there. This seems like a phishing attempt (maybe to click the audio file βdownloadsβ). Look at the original poster - account made yesterday. 10 followers. 2 posts.
I want to write one of those, Guy is always cold so he cuddles Jasper to be warm, but Jasper is a vampire and doesnt have heat. Unless I came up with some random bullshit...which maybe I could. I love the vampire aspect too much to do a human au.
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lowkirk forgot to post this here,, this is for the like 10 talamasca fans out there
Give her more muscle definition you cowards! I want to see arms that don't look like a barbie doll! I'm not saying she needs to look like a body builder, but she's doing mixed marital arts, an expert swimmer, a gymanst's physique and skill and she mountain climbs?! Come on, guys.
According to "Chronicles of the Tomb Raider", Lara has the following talents:
π― Sheer focus and drive
πΉ Expert with dual pistols, bows and other firearms
π₯ Trained in mixed martial arts
π§ββοΈ Gymnastβs build, strong swimmer, expert climber and orienteer
ποΈ Survives extreme conditions with minimal gear, thanks to her instincts and ingenuity
πͺ Endlessly curious, independent, resilient and self-sufficient
π Book smarts and street smarts
π§ Near-eidetic memory, sharp deduction and strong research skills
πΊ Studied archaeology, with deep knowledge of ancient cultures and myths
π Reads French, Latin, German and Spanish fluently
π¬ Basic understanding of Russian, Arabic, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Mandarin and Greek
π Flies helicopters and drives cars, boats, motorbikes and quads
π³ Can cook (Jonah taught her)
π© Fits in anywhere, from high society to the working class
π€ Makes allies wherever she goes
