I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!

Republic of California
Joined September 2008
You kind of have to admire @JoelWBerry’s dedication to not learning anything from this experience.
Yes, happy to explain. I don’t think it’s wise to let your opinion of an entire immigration policy be dictated by outlier cases, tragic cases, or sad stories. I also support the second amendment even when there are tragic cases of gun violence. I support ICE and I believe mass deportations are necessary. I believe in law and order and I believe in justice. So does Samuel Sey. I don’t fault ICE for doing its job. I also believe in helping friends when you can, and also believe that mercy is sometimes appropriate. I know Samuel—he’s a good man of integrity. He has made good faith effort to file the right paperwork and comply with the law. He didn’t deceive or purposefully break the law. He would make an excellent American citizen. I hope he can become one someday. There are many other similar cases, I’m sure. It doesn’t change my opinion. All we can do is support justice as well as we can, and extend mercy where appropriate to the best of our ability. You might find this inconsistent, but I don’t. It’s just part of living in a messy world.
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The Republican candidate for Senate in Massachusetts has openly admitted to being a pedophile btw and no one cares
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There’s no proof that the woman listed on this certificate is Omar’s sister. It seems more likely this is her former sister IN-LAW, since she lived with Omar’s ex husband and had the same last name.
The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate. It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer. More evidence that she is not who she says she is.
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More than half the country still opposed interracial marriage until the mid 90s.
I feel like the 1980s loved black people in a way other decades did not. Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Prince, Whitney, Janet, Magic, Oprah, LL, and yes, Cosby and OJ, just to name a few. They were LOVED.
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My mentions when I suggested the Starship Troopers might not be an effective satire of fascism
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It’s amazing we’re still discussing this flop. To me, its most significant contribution to culture were the ads that popularized “Song 2” by Blur.
People continue to insist that everyone missed the oh-so-subtle fascist imagery of the film. They didn’t, they just thought the humans were the good guys anyway because the bugs are a murderous hive mind that kills on sight. This is why it falls flat as satire.
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How dare those Democrats have competent campaign staff!
Notice how minutes after Amy Acton’s mother’s video, Ohio Democrats had the same screenshots and pedo protector script ready to go. They know she’s a liar and had a crisis management plan in place to flood the internet with programatic traffic.
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This might be a weird thing to be excited about…but world renowned author Joyce Carol Oates is roasting me!
person who will not much mind when his "wrong leg" is amputated expresses an opinion.
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Illegal immigrant commits election fraud!
JUST IN: Elon Musk has settled a class action lawsuit against him after he used his PAC and duped Trump supporters into giving away their personal information for the chance to randomly win $1 million. Turns out, the winners were predetermined. Link below.
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As you can imagine, the comments on this post are just a cesspool of antisemites and Islamaphobes arguing over who hates brown people more.
Ilhan Omar’s family is now being investigated, presumably for immigration fraud. If her dad lied to get her family into the country under refugee status, she should be deported under the law. Our country has no obligation to keep people here who aren’t legally citizens and who wish to destroy it.
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I can’t believe Republicans ended up with group sex in the national divorce.
IDK who needs to hear this, but a consensual gangbang is not a rape.
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Replying to @TeaPainUSA
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Only 2 wounded? No deaths? These Somalis will have to up their school shooting game if they want to be accepted as Americans.
Somali gangs blamed for shooting at Minneapolis homecoming game that left 2 wounded, fans fleeing in panic trib.al/HDV9yUZ
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Replying to @LucifersTweetz
Dennis Hastert and Jim Bakker... they say that good things come in threes... @DidDTrumpDie
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This is how right wing Twitter reacted when @GovGianforte said he wants to SELL more Montana products too India. But don’t you dare call them racist.
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I bet this moron constantly complains about how long he has to wait to see a doctor.
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Natalie mostly lists internal medicine programs. For comparison, I looked up a few dermatology programs. 100% US med school grads. 🤔
Four trained in China. One in the Philippines. ZERO at U.S. medical schools. That’s the ENTIRE 2026 incoming internal medicine class at San Francisco’s North East Medical Services. And it’s not the only program with zero U.S. medical-school graduates. THREAD 🧵
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How it started / How it’s going #freedomfuel
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Everyone is so late to this party. 😭
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This should be one of the biggest stories in America right now, but most of the “liberal news media” probably wont even mention it.
France and Ukraine fed Trump false intelligence to test whether he would leak it to Putin—and he did.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ukrainian officials rejected this claim when it was first made in January, as did the source of the rumour. No evidence to support the claim has since emerged. kyivpost.com/post/68368 leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… snopes.com/news/2026/01/1… news.meaww.com/fact-check-did… The Trump administration shares intelligence with Ukraine, not Russia. reuters.com/world/europe/u… politico.com/news/2026/08/0…
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