when that one brother you had was supposed to die on a mountain because he was destined to bring about the fall of your city and yet he's here with someone else's wife that he stole
Achilles and the ghost of Patroclus (The Iliad tr. Caroline Alexander) / Odysseus and the ghost of Agamemnon (The Odyssey tr. Robert Fagles)
shout out to the new-kingdom egyptian individual who painted these amazing frogs. they are superb little dudes.
diomedes: is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? haha
odysseus: it's a knife.
diomedes:
odysseus: give me the palladium.
hektor, prince of troy: i love all my siblings equally. kassandra, helenus, polyxena, deiphobus ... *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...... penis
hector: shut up paris you pretty bitch. i hate you. troy hates you. everyone hates you.
paris: valid.






















