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Cumquats taste as awful as they are to pronounce.

Saw Finding Dory, found her

Well the origin story of the Goosebumps series is pretty straightforward. nitter.gq/rl_stine/status/744697…

Oh look, the Libs are going door to door now

Haven't the people in power realised that praying simply isn't enough and that it clearly isn't working

Anyway, back to regular programming where nothing gets done about people needlessly dying but the country stops at a celebrity nipple

I live in a country safe from gunfire and my heart breaks for the masses of innocent that fall at the hands of such free hate.

The most horrific thing about each shooting, as with everything that happens in repetition, is how normalized it feels. Just another day etc

How many times do we have to say "how many mass shootings does it take to do something about gun control"

Meryl Streep looks so good as Florentine Foster Jenkins in the upcoming movie about the iconic opera singer

The title of Meghan Trainor's new song is so perfect it hurts

For reals tho, how long those girls means to be in the isolation cabin. It's been days, it seems super irresponsible.

Lindsay's Parent Trap is a flawless film

I'm at a weird point where I can't tell what's hanky and what's pocket square.

My phone telling me it's down to 10% has more of an effect on me than if a drowning child were to call out for help.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE BE ABOUT THE TREBLE

The best thing about missing one's bin when hurling trash is eventually the whole room becomes trash and one never misses again.

Me when I realise season 2 of @watchtheouts is finally here