Adam Webb

Here’s your app. Everything fine. Except it’s not. Staff keep saying trains are “delayed”. But they’re all being “cancelled”.

Shout out to @StAlbansCouncil. The experience of driving through your city…

And this. Let’s not forget how Chelsea bought themselves into the Conference League

A scandal

Leading the polls? It was “commissioned” by Aaron Banks. Meanwhile, in a proper poll, commissioned by those leftists at the Daily Telegraph…

Honestly. This is like the worst cruise ship cover band. Beyond initial novelty value, where is the audience for this? It just makes human-created art look/sound/feel infinitely superior

Spotify’s gig recommendation radar is only several decades out of date. It literally does this every week….

Second @ScarredForLife2 book just arrived. Thrilled to read the Salem’s Lot chapter - anyone else recall the prison scene being broadcast by Points of View?

Auf Wiedersehen aside, also responsible for one of the best ever Brian Wilson covers: youtu.be/iU-ReFMxUCU

I was offered The Jam at The 100 Club the other week! Actually Rick Buckler in conversation with Eddie Piller…

youtu.be/saQBsEROkF I wrote a number down But I lost it So I searched through my pocket book I couldn't find it So I sat and concentrated on the number And slowly it came to me So I dialed it

The most pertinent two paras...

Wonder how many were turned onto Cathal Coughlan + Fatima Mansions through Snub TV? The most incendiary live band. RIP. Keep Music Evil. youtu.be/HaSi2Z74Ou8

Kendrick might be headlining Glastonbury, but it'll cost you more to see N-Dubz this November.

What’s the equivalent of an NFT own goal? The “collectables” that literally no one collects.